People Insisting On Posting About Death & Destruction In The Birthplace Of Jesus Asked To Shut Up So We Can All Enjoy A Guilt Free Christmas

THERE HAVE BEEN calls for an immediate end to the senseless posting about the eradication of people in the surroundings of the birthplace of Jesus, so those who just want to enjoy the true meaning of Christmas can do so without any nagging sense of guilt.

“I’m trying to enjoy the feckin’ Christmas season here, you’re bringing me down by talking about Jesus and religion and all that,” said one social media user in a comment beneath a friend’s post about some conflict or other happening miles and miles away.

Others backing calls to ‘give it a rest Christ almighty, we get it’ were almost certain one of the core tenets of Jesus’ teachings included ‘look the other way for a bit if you’ve plans and don’t want them interrupted by killjoy stuff like actual killings’.

“Sure what can I do about it? Only thing I can do is knuckle down and enjoy the drinking, gifting and eating without a second thought for anything else. Anyone insisting on making me aware of other things are the ones committing atrocities if you ask me,” shared another person who thinks its awful what’s happening; the empathy for people.

Some more zealous internet users have called on an outright ban of news specifically on the key important Christmas times such a Christmas Eve pints, Stephen’s Day pints and New Year’s Eve pints.

“By all means, get back to your virtue signalling and that around… 7th of January-ish, that seems like a reasonable request, but have a bit of cop on Chirstmas isn’t the time for virtues or an appeal to all men,” correctly stated another Christmas enjoyer.