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“How Come You & Your Dad Support Different Teams?” Innocently Asks Girlfriend About To Receive ...
UNAWARE she has set herself on a path towards receiving a dense-packed hours long lecture about early 2000s Premier League ... -
Pep Guardiola Calls Shamrock Rovers For Tips On Winning In Europe
“THIS GAME has given me a lot so I don’t mind giving back, and I’ll help an any aspiring coach ... -
Saudi Arabia Begins Plotting Workers’ Mass Grave For World Cup 2034
DELIVERING for the good of the game once again, FIFA have announced that Saudi Arabia will host the 2034 World ... -
Liverpool Fans Crowdfund 4-Year £500k-A-Week Contract For Mo Salah In One Hour
AN AMAZING charitable endeavour undertaken at the start of the festive period has seen Liverpool supporters raise £104 million pounds ... -
Man City To Draft In Sam Allardyce As Defence Coach
DESPITE bringing Man City’s 5-game losing streak to an end by giving up a 3-0 lead against Feyenoord, the club’s ... -
Finland Withdraw From Football Entirely After Losing To Ireland Twice
FINLAND have confirmed that when it comes to football the Nordic country is ‘Finnished’, maintaining that the shame of losing ... -
Poll: Who Should Replace Gary Lineker As Match Of The Day Host
WITH GARY LINEKER announcing this will be his last season hosting BBC’s flagship football show Match of the Day, the ... -
Country With German Royal Family Not Ready For German To Manage Its Football Team
ENGLISH tabloids have reacted negatively to the news that Thomas Tuchel, a German man, will now manage the national football ... -
Rare Irish Soccer Victory Visible Throughout Ireland Last Night
SOCIAL MEDIA feeds across Ireland were awash with people sharing their astonishing awe-inspiring views of a rare footballing phenomenon known ... -
Local Man To Check Back In On Champion’s League In January When It’s Got Its ...
FACED with needing the immense permutation deciphering powers of the world’s leading supercomputer in order to understand the new format ...