Katt Williams Replies To Fans Online

@KattWilliams, who's getting exposed next?

#KatHasTheAnswers.

Well.

What's up GQ?

I'm Katt Williams,

and today I'm going undercover on the internet.

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It's actually me.

Quora.

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[Interviewer] Have you heard of Quora before?

Of course, she was my grandmother's friend.

What is Katt Williams like in person?

Oh, so sexy.

How tall is he?

He smells good.

And I don't wanna say specifically and speak for him,

but he's probably about a foot and a half shorter

than 6'5.

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What was your first attempt at standup comedy like?

Oh, it was glorious.

It was a room full of white people meeting this Black guy,

and him telling them

what it felt like to be there with them,

and them responding with,

'Aha, that's how it feels for us too.'

And the bond was magical.

And that's still what it's like to this day.

What are some tips for growing my hair like Katt Williams?

Dandruff.

People hate on it, but it's worked for me.

Okay, X.

@KattWilliams, where do I apply to be your blunt roller?

Backwoods, Swishers, Duchess,

Game Leaf.

Or maybe you don't like the residual tobacco,

I can do Gabba Leafs or LooseLeafs too.

What?

Ladies and gentlemen?

Yes, @justme-tmariie.

You are hired.

I'm at a different level, 20, 25 blunts a day.

I can't just have one,

I'm working this poor woman to death.

Her fingers gnarled to the bone,

just rolling day and night.

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@KattWilliams, can we get a golf vlog please?

I'm all about honesty and truth.

And every 18 holes

I'm going to have to edit 9 to 10 holes.

So that's the only thing stopping me thus far.

But yes, my confidence is getting high,

golf vlog incoming.

@KattWilliams,

have you ever considered developing a follow through swing

and what kid set clubs do you currently hit? [laughs]

Oh man, I'm so blessed.

You know what, they don't make a kid set good enough

for the way I play, PXG baby.

@KattWilliams, you called it,

2024 has been all action and plot reveals.

When are the aliens coming, big bro?

Oh, Ronald Falls Jr.,

they're here already, sir.

Don't worry about 'em,

we don't have anything of value that they want right now,

is the answer, Ronald Falls Jr.

Thank you very much.

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Reddit.

That was my nickname in school, 'cause I read so many books.

Congratulations to Katt Williams on winning

the Emmy for Guest Actor in a Comedy Series

for his performance in 'Alligator Man'.

Donald told Katt that he would get him an Emmy,

talk about delivering on a promise.

Completely true.

Donald Glover said, 'You know,

if you do this role, you'll get an Emmy for it.'

Understand mathematically, good things can happen,

like, you gotta stay playing a numbers game.

Alright, enough of me.

You see why I don't like listening to me?

First standup gig coming up soon - looking for advice.

I feel like you might already be good at it.

So have fun out there, stay on time,

and remember that 15 seconds feels like 15 minutes.

On the other hand, if you go up there and there's no spark,

and you don't feel it, and nothing happens,

and it's not enjoyable for you,

that should be your last time doing it.

And you should give yourself that freedom.

Back to Quora.

How does a comedian recover

after bombing on stage? [laughs]

That's why most of your favorite comedians are alcoholics,

because the only way to recover after bombing

is to crawl in a bottle.

The only true way to recover after bombing on stage

is to go on stage again and kill.

That's the truthful answer.

Which four comedians would you put

on the Mount Rushmore of comics?

Okay.

Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle,

Lenny Bruce, George Carlin.

How tough is a standup comedian's life?

That depends on how tough the standup comedian is.

YouTube.

Yeah, baby.

Two questions, where does Katt get these outfits

and what does he do with them after? [laughs]

Katt is always trying to look like him

and not look like somebody else.

That's what I hate the most of anything in life.

If I were to see somebody else in something I had on,

like it would crush me inside.

And what does he do with them after?

Ladies love to sleep on my outfits.

I probably said too much.

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Can we get a Katt Williams recommended reading list?

Yeah, that's something that I am working on.

I'm gonna be the next Mr. Rogers

and we're gonna learn stuff together.

A recommended reading list is mandatory.

Why is he sweating every set,

is the stage no have AC? [laughs]

I always sweated on stage

and I always enjoyed sweating on stage.

It shows I'm a hard worker

and I'm out there giving you everything that I got.

People were using it to think that I was on drugs.

So I was like,

'Lord, can you lift this off of me, please?'

And so then I found out

that if I just don't drink any alcohol when I'm performing,

then I don't sweat very much.

And now people haven't said anything about it.

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Was this guy in Grand Theft Auto 4? [laughs]

Yes, go GTA.

You're getting this before you got Grand Theft Auto 6,

remember that.

Which I hope I'm in, and Call of Duty,

I'm in the culture.

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After seeing the pathetic viral clip

of Steve Harvey clapping back at Katt,

who else decided to spin da block on this video again?

I know I ain't the only one.

Well, First of all,

thank you, mr_willwhite8465,

with how eloquently you said that,

I don't think I need to say anything.

I will simply hit like, and subscribe,

and share.

TikTok.

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Every bit he does, he outdoes every comedian before him

with his use of the stool as a prop. [laughs]

How did the stool comedy start?

As a comedian, the stage is my workspace

and I was bothered to no end about this stool

that always finds itself on stage.

It serves as a table generally.

You put your drink there or your notes.

But I demand more of the stools that are working with me,

like you not just going to be up here

and not be part of this.

What's up

with the Rotary Club/Freemason/Illuminati necklace?

Huh, I designed it myself,

so I know it couldn't possibly

have any of those commentations.

I'm not that bright, user270253.

That was stupid.

Wikipedia.

I've always wondered who runs this place.

Early life.

He stated that he learned to read at three years old

and was communicating in multiple languages,

including French and Creole.

When you go to Haiti, like,

there's not an option, they speak Creole and read French.

I think I still probably read a thousand books a year,

even at this age.

Back to X.

@KattWilliams, sorry to bother you, legend.

Can we just stop there?

When manners creep into social media,

that's when you've done it, folks.

Sorry to bother you, legend.

I was wondering, you did a rap song years ago

and I was wondering what the name of it was.

For the life of me I can't remember it?

Yes sir, that means it wasn't memorable,

probably wasn't very good,

and that's why we've both forgotten it.

@KattWilliams, @icecube,

what y'all think of a Money Mike spinoff movie

or comedy short series?

Well, thank you Tommy Gunz.

Well, I've heard they're working on the final 'Friday',

and if Money Mike's in it,

it's going to be a Money Mike spinoff movie.

I've tried to keep all of my characters in a position

where they could get a spinoff.

Tim Christian Hansen, Would you please start a podcast?

The community would freak out.

Everyone knows you speak the truth.

I do not enjoy listening to me talk.

So if I did a podcast, it would have to kind,

okay, the answer's yes,

fine, I'll do the podcast,

and I'm working on it.

Alright, there you go, Tim.

Okay, that's it,

I'm signing off the internet.

See you all later.

That was very enjoyable for me, I appreciate it.

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