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AI puns are humorous because they blend clever wordplay with technology concepts, creating a bridge between technical jargon and everyday humor. Here’s why they resonate: 😄 1. Double Meanings: Many tech terms have meanings in the AI world and regular life (e.g., "cache" as memory storage vs. cash), making for witty surprises. 2. Tech Familiarity: AI puns tap into shared knowledge for those in the know, creating an inside joke that feels relatable and smart. 3. Unexpected Juxtaposition: AI's serious, logical nature contrasts hilariously with a pun's playful absurdity, creating a comedic twist. It’s the perfect mix of brains and laughs!
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Every Result has a cause https://lnkd.in/eXzM95E5
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How hard can it be to decide on a single system...? One that works...
We were trying to save the whales when I was a boy... you'd think we'd have figured this bit out by now... https://lnkd.in/e6JcwUwW
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Welcome to the Ultimate Showdown: Conning Conundrum Syndrome vs. Trump Derangement Syndrome! In one corner, we have... Conning Conundrum Syndrome (CCS)! - Symptoms: Unshakable loyalty, denial reflex, and the blame game shuffle. Victims insist they haven't been conned by Trump and Putin, despite overwhelming evidence that could make a blindfolded jury shout "Guilty!" And in the other corner, we have... Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)! - Symptoms: Uncontrollable eye-rolling at the mention of Trump, spontaneous fits of fact-checking, and an intense urge to debunk every tweet. Accused sufferers vehemently oppose Trump, sometimes with a fervor that rivals a sports fan during the playoffs. CCS - "Conning Conundrum Syndrome" is like having a GPS that stubbornly refuses to recalibrate. You're headed for a cliff, but it keeps saying, "Turn right in 100 feet." You’re convinced the destination is glorious, but spoiler alert: it’s a steep drop into reality. TDS - "Trump Derangement Syndrome" is like having a highly sensitive radar that detects every single Trump-related blip, no matter how small. You’re hyper-aware of every move, comment, and typo, often resulting in high blood pressure and a sudden urge to tweet. Denial vs. Obsession - CCS: "No way, Trump’s perfect!" - TDS: "No way, Trump’s terrible!" Blame Game vs. Blame Flame - CCS: "What about those emails?" - TDS: "What about that tax return?" Loyalty vs. Paranoia - CCS: "Trump could do no wrong." - TDS: "Trump can do no right." The Hilarious Hypocrisy: - CCS sufferers are like fans at a magic show, utterly convinced that the magician’s tricks are real, while TDS sufferers are the skeptics yelling, "I see the wires!" - CCS Remedy: "Come on, admitting you've been conned isn't that bad. Think of it like realizing the magician pulls rabbits out of hats, not thin air." - TDS Remedy: "Hey, take a breath. Sometimes it’s okay to let a tweet pass by without a full investigation. Not every blip is a bombshell." In the grand scheme of things, both CCS and TDS could use a little bit of perspective, a dash of humor, and a lot less stress. After all, life’s too short to be stuck in a syndrome, right? So, whether you’re staunchly defending or constantly critiquing, remember to laugh along the way. Because in the end, we’re all just trying to navigate this crazy world, one conundrum at a time.
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Fascinating read on the recent House bill concerning TikTok and the ongoing debate over privacy, national security, and the influence of global tech giants. It's clear that the intersection of technology with geopolitics is more pronounced than ever, raising critical questions about user data protection, the role of government regulation, and the economic implications for the tech industry. As we delve into this complex landscape, one has to wonder: Will privacy, politics, or profit ultimately prevail? This situation underscores the delicate balance between securing national interests and fostering innovation in the digital age. What are your thoughts on navigating these waters, and where should our priorities lie? #DigitalPrivacy #TechPolicy #NationalSecurity #SocialMedia #Innovation #DataProtection #CyberSecurity #Geopolitics #TechNews #FutureOfWork #tiktok #tiktokmarketing #tiktoknews #tiktoktrends #tiktokforbusiness #tiktokadvertising #tiktoktrend
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House approves bill on TikTok that would force sale or effectively ban company
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And the messaging given to the public is #DrinkResponsibly 👹 #publicpolicy matters #awareness matters #celebrityresponsibility matters
In a post that has now gone viral on the social media platform X, a doctor shared pictures of the liver of a "weekends-only" drinker, leaving the internet shocked. He compared it to the liver of his teetotaler wife. Read more 👉🔗https://www.read.ht/SeEQ #ViralPost
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Half of 1Ls are going to find out they ranked in the bottom half of their class when rankings get posted in the coming weeks. It sounds obvious, but I bet many of them will be shocked and surprised to find themselves there. Here's a friendly reminder that your class ranking doesn't define you or your value. Plenty of currently successful lawyers and judges did not do well on that first ranking. Indeed, I can name at least one who never looked great in grades and is now quite successful. I am sure there are many others. The goal in law school isn't to prove you have value. It isn't necessarily to win at the rankings, although I acknowledge high rankings have value and can open doors. The goals are 1) to learn how to think like a lawyer, 2) to prepare to pass the bar, 3) to build relationships with your classmates and with those in the field, and 4) to set yourself up to get a job after school which is a good fit for you.
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It’s not only not over … it hasn’t even started … save this, and read it every time you think you f**ked up or it’s not gonna happen.
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Happy Friday! Ready for a great weekend ahead.