GET BAKED®’s Post

Well it’s a day that I thought I’d never see come. Bruce will be going into a very, very well deserved retirement, and as of August the 21st, he will no longer be available for purchase. It’s hard to put into words the impact that he has had on my life, not to mention the lives of thousands of other people across the country, dare I say World. So, with that, I am unbelievably excited to introduce you to Bruce’s wife, Bertha. A fun-filled behemoth — Bertha is big, she’s juicy, and let me tell you something she’s bloody tasty ‘n all. I know what you’re thinking — you wanna know what she’s gonna taste like. Does she taste exactly the same as her World famous husband? Well, nearly — but not quite. There’s some very important differences, but more on that soon. For now, I’m hoping you welcome her with open arms, and join me in wishing Bruce a very happy retirement. Bertha will be joining us on August the 22nd — the day after Bruce’s retirement commences. It’s actually not normal how emotional I feel right now. Honestly, I fucking love you Bruce. Life is for living xox GB

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