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Corporate Sales, Client Obsession (Customer Service) Professional, Hybrid Web and Graphics Designer, Telecoms, Access Control, Surveillance and Unified Communications Solution Designer

Once upon a time in the vibrant land of Kenya, there was a determined job seeker named Muriu. Muriu, armed with a resume more polished than a freshly minted coin, was on a quest to find the perfect job. But despite Muriu's’s qualifications and enthusiasm, it seemed that finding the right fit was becoming a bit of an epic comedy. Muriu started with the well-known job site, "brighteveryday.com" There, Sam’s application for a Sales Executive position was met with an auto-response that read, “Thank you for your application. We are currently on vacation in Bali. We will get back to you when we return, which might be never.” Muriu was perplexed but decided to forge ahead. Next stop: "fuzuleo.com" a suitable site, he thought. Muriu applied for a few different roles that he knew he'd perform exemplarily: Customer Service roles, Technical Support Specialist roles, only to receive a response saying, “We appreciate your application, but you need to be a wizard to work with us. Our current team is full of actual wizards.” Muriu took this as a quirky challenge but moved on undeterred and tried "CustomerCareCraze.co.ke," a site that boasted the best customer service jobs. After submitting an application for a Customer Service Representative position, Muriu received a reply saying, “Thank you for your interest. Unfortunately, our office cat has taken a liking to your resume and we’re currently negotiating its return.” The mystery of the feline’s affection aside, Muriu decided it was time to broaden horizons. Muriu's journey then led to "linkedin.com," a job site with a focus on opportunities and professional networking worldwide. Here, Muriu applied for Sales and Technical Support roles, Customer Care and Support, Graphics Designer roles, IT Solution Design and Implementation roles. This time, the response was more hopeful, though not without its own quirks. “We’ve received your application and are currently deciding between a ‘Sales Superstar’, 'Creative Magician' and a ‘Technical Guru’ for the position. You seem to be a bit of what we are looking for, which might mean you’re perfect for the job!” It was a glimmer of hope but still required patience. Finally, Muriu, never one to shy away from a challenge, took to updating the resume to reflect versatility and a can-do attitude. The revised resume was a masterpiece of creativity, highlighting not only a stellar abiliy in Sales and Technical Support but also an uncanny ability to turn customer complaints into compliments, all while managing to fix a printer and brew a perfect cup of coffee simultaneously. So, dear potential employers, I’m Muriu, and I am actively seeking a Graphics Design, Sales, Technical, or Customer Service position. With my skills and experience, I’m confident I can bring value to your team. Think of me as a superhero in disguise—minus the cape, but with all the dedication and enthusiasm you could wish for. Let’s make the workplace not just productive, but also a little more fun!

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