God created the dog and said bark all day and I'll give you a life span of 20 years. The dog replied that's too long, how about 10 years? God agreed. Next God created the monkey and said do tricks and make people laugh for 20 years. The monkey replied 10 years is enough. God agreed. Then God created the cow and said you must go into the field with the farmer every day, have carbs and give milk to support the farmer's. Family for 60 years, the cow said how about 20 years and I will give back the other 40 and God agreed again. Then God created man and said eat, sleep, play Mary and enjoy your life. For this I'll give you 20 years. But man said only 20 years. Could you possibly give me my 20? The 40 the cow gave back, the 10 the monkey gave back, and the 10 the dog gave back? That makes 80 OK, God said. OK, you asked for it so that is why for our 1st 20 years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next 40 years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next 10 years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren and for the last 10 years we sit on the front porch and bark at. Everyone's life has now been explained to you. Spread this message by sharing this with a friend.
