#AtmaNirbhar Wakefit Making Its Own Budget
You can’t skip this intro: So the interim budget 2024 is out, and this post was supposed to happen yesterday. But the team ended up taking a "wellness leave" to recover from some of the updates. Today, we have decided to embrace delulu as the only solulu, and have come up with our own budget. Highlights of it are below.
Wakefit Delulu Budget Highlights
We in Bharat always take free things for granted. So from now on, we would like an Entertainment Tax on Sleep so that people start taking it seriously.
#SoyegaIndiaTohBadhegaIndia
2. The Animal Welfare Policy
If anyone (especially your papa) calls you aalsi for snoozing, this policy allows you to wake the animal within you and go ballistic.
3. PM Mudra Yojana
From 12 PM onwards, no matter what mudra (position) you want to nap in while at work should be allowed. From executives to CEOs, this yojana benefits everyone: an executive napping can’t see responsibilities, CEO napping cannot see executive napping. #winwin
4. Har Ghar Kuch Kehta Hain Fund
Is your chachi ki mami ke bete ka bhatija (negative co-relative) extending his stay? We would like to allocate funds to create AI homes that speak their mind and ask them to leave when you are away. #InnovatedEviction
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