Cancer Sucks

INTELLIGENT MEMBRANES BRING OUT NEW “PHUCK OFF CANCER” RANGE WITH ALL PROFITS GOING TO THE PINK RIBBON FOUNDATION

Cancer sucks. It’s one of those things that you don’t need to be personally affected by to understand just how devastating it is for those who suffer, those who are lost, and those who are left behind. 

Research into cancer is the single most impactful angle we have in the fight against it. As a business in a fortunate market position, being able to support such organisations conducting such critical research is truly a privilege. 

What is Phuck Off Cancer?

Anyone familiar with our brand will recognise that the Phuck Off Cancer campaign is an extension of an existing product that’s already wildly popular amongst our customers. 

The Phuck Off safety range has been in use for some time now, protecting worktops and expensive goods during construction. It’s heavy-duty, hi-vis, easy to apply, easy to remove, and impossible for the weather to damage. 

Everyone loves it. And understandably so, it’s an incredible product.

Given the insane popularity of the Phuck Off range, we had an idea that the cheeky name would translate well to get attention for a worthy cause. This range already comes in two vivid colours — orange and yellow — so we introduced another. To reflect our alignment to the Pink Ribbon Foundation, we brought out a pink Phuck Off product, and we strongly encourage everyone who already buys this product to make the switch to pink. 

One hundred per cent of the profits go to the Pink Ribbon Foundation. You get a kick-ass safety product (that you need anyway), and they get a hand in the fight to tell cancer to Phuck Off. 

Beyond the Protection Range

In addition to the pink Phuck Off product, we have introduced a range of goods that you can add to your basket to show your support. Those bold amongst you can flash your Phuck Off / Pink Ribbon mask and t-shirt, or those who prefer not to explain the name to the kids can still show their support with a Pink Ribbon baseball cap (expletive free for your comfort). 

All Phuck Off Cancer products are eligible for free shipping when you use the code #phuckoffcancer at the check-out. We’ve made it easier than ever to donate.  

Once you’ve got your goods, we encourage you to take a photo in your ‘Pink Ribbon’ face mask, standing in front of your bright pink benchtops and tag #Pinkribbonfoundation and #intelligentcommunity on social media. 

A Simple Switch Can Make a Huge Impact

The Phuck Off Cancer safety surface protector is identical to the Phuck Off range that our customers know and love. Simply switching the colour means that you move your money away from our pocket and into the Pink Ribbon Foundations research fund. We fully support that switch, and we bet you do, too. 

Another switch that can make a huge difference is a switch from another product to the Phuck Off range. Phuck Off is made from recyclable materials and is able to be reused. Selecting Phuck Off Cancer to protect your worktops and expensive goods from the wear and tear of construction is not only doing good for charity, but it’s also doing good for the environment. 

Make the switch to Phuck Off Cancer safety surface protector to do your good deeds for the day. While not compromising a thing on quality. Visit the Phuck Off Cancer range to show your support and secure the product