Every year I try my best to give you actual gifts to give. I am not a fan of giving gift cards or cash, and I truly hate gift guides full of endorsed products.
So here are my best picks. And although it's not an endorsement, I've included links to purchase most of them on Amazon.
1. Realistic Flame Blumbs. These bulbs give a look of an authentic flame with no need to connect a gas line. Cheaper, safer and probably less cool. But still better than a regular light. Check these out!
2. Battery Jump Start Box. You'd be surprised when this will come in hand. And for those of you in colder climates, you NEED one of these!
3. Milk Frother. Because who doesn't like frothy milk... especially at home!
4. BB Gun. Yes, I know, shoot me for this. But if this was good for "A Christmas Story", it's still good for me. And in 2020, why not own a gun (-BB gun. Not a real one)
5. Label Maker. These are the coolest! For me, it's a bit reminiscent of a time past, something my grandmother did at our lake house "Do Not Drink From This Faucet", but I think there's still a lot of utility with one of these!!
6. Side/Drink Table. If you own a comfortable arm chair and enjoy a cocktail here and there, then you need somewhere to put it, right? Here's where! (Because on the arm of the chair is just tacky!)
7. Magazine Subscription. This is the gift that actually does ...keep on giving. And it's more appreciated than Herpes or Corona. -That was a joke, btw. I like Esquire, but choose for your recipient.
8. Bag Balm. It's going to be a cold winter and this is the stuff that will keep your hands from cracking. Take it from me. This stuff is truly phenomenal.
9. Wifi Light Bulbs. Because saying "Alexa, I'm home" and having the lights turn on is way cooler than fumbling your way to a light switch. -Also, way better than The Clapper.
10. Porsche Design Lacie External Hard Drive. Why? Because it says "I paid too much" Your buying style, not rationale. These things look so cool and with the price, you know it. Sur you could spend half as much and get one that everyone has, or you can be unique. Just like when you buy a Porsche for $90k. Sure you could have bought a Civic, but you wanted to show off, didn't you!
11. Amazon Basics Towels. Bro... These are cheap and fluffy and nice! Formerly was buying towels from Restoration Hardware. 1. No one noticed. 2. Not as nice as Amazon ones. Go forth, by these in any color and dry your ass.
12. Luxardo Cherries. The only cherry you want in your Old Fashioned. Buy them, use them, thank me later.
BONUS 1. Pilot Metropolitan Fountain Pen. You don't need this and neither do they. But your different and you're stylish. This is classy and badassy!
BONUS 2. Scorned Woman Hot Sauce. Pop this in your stocking and wash your hands before you pee. You're welcome!
To conclude this year's Holiday Gift Guide, here are some links to find products.
I've published guides from 2015 - 2020. Most of the products are available through the Amazon link above, but you can always access previous gift guides through my LinkedIn page. I really believe anyone will be excited to receive these things.
Happy Holidays!
Face maker & President and CEO at Timothy Alan LLC
4ySome great unique choices. Thank you 🤗