Coffee, Nicolas Cage, and nuclear power.

This was first posted to my blog on 20th March 2022.

Imagine that you decided to drink a delightful mocha latte on a fine Sunday morning. And which activity pairs well with drinking morning coffee? It is of course going on a virtual world tour through social media.

So while you were endlessly scrolling through your feed, with a hot mug of coffee in your hand, you come across an article titled "a cup of coffee a day, keeps the doctor away". This is something that appeals directly to your love of coffee, so you click on that article and find that it claims drinking two or three cups of coffee a day decreases the risk of mortality by 18% in men and by 8% in women. This article cites a solid research study of 16 years among 450,000 participants in 10 European countries. (You can read that article by clicking here).

So in addition to giving a boost to our attention and focus during the day, coffee also enables us to live for a larger number of days. This must sound like awesome news, right? But what if I told you that if we apply the same logic of coffee vs the risk of mortality to all the other cases, then Nicolas Cage's movies are causing people to drown in the swimming pools, and these drownings are impacting the power generation in the nuclear power plants of the United States.

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You might think that these are absurd stats, or if you are someone who loves a good conspiracy story, you might start weaving theories that watching Ghost Rider or Die Hard movies makes you want to try risky feats while swimming in your backyard pools, and that US government is adamant on reducing the number of swimming pool drownings, hence they took a drastic measure of cutting down on the water usage across the entire country which meant that hydrothermal power is no longer a option, and so they had to rely on nuclear power.

Well, these might be true, but we can never know that for sure. If one wants to test the validity of these hypotheses, then all these stats must be reconstructed but with a rich detail this time. This means, in addition to collecting the number of drownings in the swimming pools, one needs to collect what happened just before that drowning - whether that person was trying a risky feat or dive, or if it was just an unfortunate accident. For the cases where reckless feats caused the drowning, there is a need to enquire the family members and the close friends to find if that subject watched any of Nicolas Cage's films, and if so, when did the most recent of these viewings happened.

At this point in this study, there is a need to decide on one other thing - how many days does the effect of a Nicolas Cage's movie last on an average viewer? Maybe there is a need to conduct another study to figure out a median number of days or weeks for this, or we could arbitrarily assume it as one week based on our personal experiences. Then, only for the subjects that viewed a Nicolas Cage's movie within a week before their drowning, one could assume that this effect is applicable, and hence proceed to collect the final detail for this study - what's the name of that recently watched Nicolas Cage's movie for these subjects? Because the initial assumption that only the action movies had this effect means watching the movies like 'it could happen to you' or 'city of angels' should not have caused the drowning.

Similarly, if you want to test the second hypothesis regarding nuclear power generation, then one needs to collect details regarding the proportion of swimming pool deaths among the total number of deaths in the United States every year, the attitude of Government officials towards these deaths (either through a survey or an opinion poll), the relative change in the water consumption compared to the relative change in the drowning stats, the availability stats of water for hydro-thermal power generation (to prove that there is a shortage of water), the feasibility of all the alternatives to hydro-thermal power, and so on.

What I am trying to convey is that the simple stats can be misleading. There's a classic statement in statistics that "correlation does not imply causation", which means that just because two phenomena are correlated to each other, it doesn't mean that one of them causes the other. Even in the studies of coffee vs the risk of mortality I mentioned earlier in this article, a co-author of one of these studies says, "It is plausible that there is something else behind this that is causing this relationship".

In this era of information, it becomes widely essential for one to learn how to correctly decipher the stats being shared. There are a lot of wild theories floating around, which I will have to admit make up for interesting and entertaining stories. It is easy for us to laugh off the weird correlations between Nicolas Cage's movies and swimming pool drownings, but there is an enormous danger in the misinterpretation of the subtle correlations as causations.

To understand how dangerous this misinterpretation is, one need not look any further than the myths flying around when COVID vaccination was approved for the general public. There were several funny stories that the vaccination imparted magnetism to people, but there were also some serious reports of its correlations with heart failures, black fungal infections, decrease in fertility, etc. which caused the public to adopt a negative attitude towards the vaccinations in the initial stages. Hence, in the matters of life and death, failure to distinguish correlations with causations can cause havoc among the general public.

60 to 70 years ago, when literacy rates across the countries of the world were at the lowest points, it used to be very easy to convince people of conspiracy theories and made-up lies. But as people became educated and empowered, they adopted an inquisitive approach and started questioning all those baseless rumors and superstitions, which ultimately led to the relative betterment of the world until at least 10 or 20 years before the present day.

This meant that even those who had to create theories and lies had to come up with smart and intelligent ways, and hence they started creating proofs out of thin air, in the form of stats and correlations. Unless our 'data literacy' improves, we as a society might go back to how we were 60 to 70, or even 100 years ago. Hence, next time you come across an article trying to convince you that something is good or harmful to you by citing some study, make sure you read it with this statement in your mind - "Correlation does not imply causation".