I was wondering about the many ways one could turn the life of an IT professional into a living nightmare. A few tricks:
- Vague Requirements: Start with a classic – 'Make it pop.' Because who needs specifics in IT?
- Last-Minute Changes: Wait until the last possible moment to request major changes. It's the perfect recipe for code chaos.
- Unrealistic Deadlines: Demand the impossible, yesterday. Because in the world of IT, time travel is totally a thing.
- Overpromising to Clients: Sell dreams that your IT team can't possibly deliver. Grab pop corn and watch the drama unfold!
- Attendance Tracking: Treat your IT wizards like school kids. Because nothing screams 'trust' like mandatory clock-ins.
- Dress Codes: Insist on formal attire. Because comfort and creativity are overrated when you're coding.
- Skipping Testing: Launch now, fix later. What could possibly go wrong?
- Ignore Their Advice: When your IT team gives you expert advice, just ignore it. You know better, after all.
- Blame Them for Everything: Whether it's a slow internet connection or a coffee machine breakdown, it's always IT's fault.
Disclaimer: Apply this advice at your own risk. I take no responsibility of any implications of following my guide.
