Headshots, Not Mugshots: Tips for Dodging the Fashion Police with Style
This is a headshot, not a mugshot!
Let's make sure that you're putting your best face forward, not committing a fashion crime. Here's a light-hearted guide to avoiding a citation from the fashion police.
Clothing Offenses
Failure to Iron: Wrinkles on clothes are a criminal offense in fashion.
Visual Noise Violations: Bold stripes, checks, neon colors, and polka dots should come with a trigger warning.
Possession of Ill-fitting Clothes: If it looks like you "borrowed" it from a friend, it's a fashion felony.
Casual Dressing Without a Permit: Flip-flops and tank tops are for the beach, not your LinkedIn profile.
Hair Raising Violations
Unlawful Experimentation with New Styles: Stick to your tried-and-true hairstyle, this is one situation where you actually want to be a repeat offender.
Excessive Use of Hair Products: Stiff hair comes with a stiff penalty; aim for a look that's under control, not under arrest.
Failing to Control Stray Hairs: Those rebellious strands need to be tamed, or your hair raising photo will be in violation for perpetuity.
Accessories to a Fashion Crime
Overdoing Your Makeup: Enhance your features, don't mask them; your headshot isn't the time to disguise your appearance.
Flashing Illegal Bling: If your accessories are loud enough to set off alarms, you're going to find yourself on the fashion police's most-wanted list.
Conclusion
By following these tips, you'll not only steer clear of fashion's most-wanted list but also craft a headshot that's a true reflection of your professional persona.
Here's to success and headshots that impress, not distress!
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1yAbsolutely brilliant, Adam!
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1yWhat a fun and useful article! You have entertained and informed us all!