Lobster and Wagyu, and Digital Ad Fraud

Hooomans. Am I right? SMH ("shaking my head"). That's how I would open my stand-up comedy act. HT to @jimmyoyang ;-)

Humans, otherwise known as hooomans, are so gullible, they've been falling for things for decades, nay centuries -- from the Nigerian prince that owes them $300 million, to pet rock, to programmatic advertising. The Nigerian prince scam has worked in every generation, and in every form of media -- from the days of letters by mail, to the days of telephone calls, then email, and now social media. Yeah, the Nigerian prince contacted me through Insta secretly; he needed my help and my bank account to get money out of his oppressed country.

Hoomans have been looking for "reasons to believe." If they believe the toenail fungus ointment works, as advertised in countless display ads, they will buy it. If they believe the penis enlargement pumps work, as advertised in countless Taboola and Outbrain widgets, they will buy it. There are enough suckers out there that with enough reach and frequency, scammers will get to all of them, and get all of them too (with the scams). They even have celebrity "influencers" to help push their snake ointment.

But this article is not about gullible humans being scammed; it's about marketers acting like hooomans and spending all their budgets on programmatic media, because it appears to have magical powers, cures everything including toenail fungus, and generates lots of data they can show their bosses to prove the campaigns worked. But I just realized the joke's on us -- RTB doesn't actually mean real-time bidding, as in bidding on trillions of ad opportunities per day. RTB just means reason-to-believe. Advertisers wanted so desperately to believe that programmatic digital media works; this RTB (reason-to-believe) drove them to invest billions of dollars in "digital" ($189 billion in just the last year, in just the U.S.). Once they invested the billions, the same RTB kept them from reducing or stopping the spending, despite seeing years of red flags.

Of course habits are hard to break. And RTBs are even harder to break free from. RTBs are so powerful that decades of data have shown how humans are susceptible to it. Lobsters are still the "cockroaches of the sea," literally. In the early days, there was so much of this unwanted refuse in fishermens' nets; lobsters were given away to soldiers as rations. To get rid of more tonnage, fishermen marketed lobsters as delicacies. Gullible humans bought into that and bought more and more lobsters, thinking of them as delicacies. They drove prices higher and higher, but their RTB -- reason to believe -- made lobsters even more rare and expensive, and still worth it. Today, morbidly obese cows, with so much fat and so little muscle they can't even walk, are sold as "wagyu" for 10X higher prices than regular beef. As long as there is a RTB, gullible humans will believe it and buy it.

OK, let's bring this home.

Do you like to eat cockroaches and spiders? Of course not. But you enjoy lobsters, the cockroaches of the sea, and crabs, the spiders of the sea, right? How is it that we look at giant sea-based versions of cockroaches and spiders as delicious, but find the tiny earthbound versions revolting? Right, years of mental conditioning. People maniacally cut off the fat and gristle from regular steaks, but pay 10X extra for a wagyu steak which has 10X the fat; which you can't even cut off.

Programmatic digital media is like the lobster+wagyu combo you order at a fancy restaurant for $300. It looks good and it tastes good. You blow your budget on it and perhaps impress your friends. But unlike the lobster and wagyu, most of programmatic digital media is an illusion. You paid the money, but you don't even get to eat the lobster and wagyu, because the programmatic ads are just made up out of thin air. It's just bits and bytes in a database and big numbers in a spreadsheet. Your RTB -- reason-to-believe -- got you into investing in programmatic media in the first place. Will the same RTB keep you from finding the real lobster and wagyu to eat? (In case you don't know what I mean -- the real lobster and wagyu to eat are the ads shown to real humans on real publishers' sites; that's scarce and valuable; and you pay higher prices for it.)

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