Ready for Dow's Next 1929? A 90% Crash Could Be Near!

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The Dow Jones might be partying like it’s 1929 again! Except this time, the crash might make your portfolio flatter than a pancake at a bodybuilder's breakfast.

Let’s talk about the elephant in the chart—every time the Dow hits the ceiling of this oh-so-perfect wedge pattern, it nose-dives harder than your New Year’s resolutions by February.

1906: Boom. Bust. Dow said, "Thanks, but I’m good at -90%."

1929: The OG crash. If you survived this one, congrats—you’re probably immortal now.

2008: The market went "Oops, I did it again" like Britney, wiping out fortunes faster than you can say "subprime mortgage."

2020: "Hold my beer," said a microscopic virus, and the market tripped like it was wearing untied shoelaces.

Now? The chart suggests we’re flirting with another epic free-fall.

How bad could it get?

Well, if history decides to copy-paste itself, we’re looking at a potential 90% drop. Yes, NINETY. PERCENT. That’s like seeing a Tesla go for the price of a second-hand bicycle.

What can YOU do?

Panic? Sure, if you want, but that doesn’t help.

Diversify? Probably smart.

Buy gold? Maybe, if you’re a fan of shiny things.

Short the market? You rebel, you.

But hey, no pressure. It’s only all your hard-earned savings on the line.

So, are we about to witness the Great Crash 2.0, or will the Dow keep defying gravity like a magician’s top hat? Stay tuned, folks, because when this market sneezes, the whole world’s economy catches a cold.

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