Wise Advice

Every once in a while you come across some wise advice and insight. I am lucky to have a family member who loves to share with everyone—and it seems like it comes three or four times a week. I thought I would share some of it (very curated) with you.

• I had a friend who was kidnapped by mimes. They did unspeakable things to him.
• If you are cold, go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
• Where did The Terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B Back!
• Did you hear about the man who was injured in a bizarre peek-a-boo incident? He is in ICU.
• Some guy threw a jar of mayonnaise at me. I said, “What the Hellman?”
• The finest shoes are made with the smoothest of leather. My opinion will never be suede.
• Have you ever noticed that “The” combined with “IRS” spells “Theirs!”
• I wanted to be a monk, but never got the chants.
• My friend David had is id stolen. Now he is just Dav.

I hope these insights made you smile this fine Tuesday morning and also brought some wisdom.

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