Toby Young Toby Young

Confessions of a catnapper

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issue 18 May 2024

As Christopher Snowdon recently pointed out, the past few governments have had a habit of passing laws that are either wildly ambitious or incredibly trivial, while neglecting the real problems Britain faces, such as the housing shortage, the productivity crisis and the eye-watering dysfunction of the NHS. An example of the former is the net-zero emissions law passed in 2019, as if the energy policy of a small island in the North Sea can affect the world’s climate. An example of the latter is a bill that will make it a criminal offence to get cats to follow you down the road. Believe it or not, this had its second reading in the House of Lords last week and will enter the statute books later this year.

Had the Pet Abduction Bill been passed 13 years ago, I myself could have been
sent to jail

I don’t doubt the good intentions of Anna Firth MP and Lord Black, the two sponsors of this private member’s bill.

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