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WNBA star Kelsey Plum is having a pretty crappy Monday ... and she says it's all 'cause she drank a tainted Jamba Juice smoothie!

The Las Vegas Aces point guard took to Instagram to explain her plight ... writing on her IG Stories that she believes she's battling some bad diarrhea this week due to some extra berries she threw into her JJ drink over the weekend.

"Peeps," she wrote in a warning to her followers, "stay away .... I ordered double strawberries this weekend and my butt paying the price."

Cleveland Cavaliers legend Austin Carr is known for his trademark "Get that weak stuff outta here" phrase ... but he accidentally released the unedited version on Wednesday -- letting an S-bomb slip on live TV!!

Mr. Cavalier -- the team's longtime broadcast commentator -- was chatting with Tristan Thompson and Georges Niang after the Wine and Gold's 128-100 win over the New Orleans Pelicans ... and at one point, he asked the former his thoughts on one specific moment during the outing.

"Tristan, it looked like you got a little upset, the guy was trying to shoot the ball right in front of your face, it was like, 'Get that s***' -- oh, I mean ..."

Logan Paul pulled a switcheroo on a news outlet looking to do a deep dive into his cryptocurrency practices -- sending a look-alike to take part in an interview in his place.

It's all laid out in BBC's new documentary titled "Logan Paul: Bad Influence?" ... which claims to have "new evidence" to back accusations the internet superstar promoted crypto projects without disclosing to his fans he had a stake in them -- resulting in big paydays.

In the project, Matt Shea said his team tried to get Paul to sit down with them for months with no luck ... before he finally caved and agreed to host a Q&A at his gym in Puerto Rico.

8:44 AM PT -- Adam Schefter tells TMZ Sports (via X) ... his memorable news-breaking moment happened AFTER knocking boots, not during the deed.

Glad we could clear that up.

Adam Schefter's making it clear his job is his No. 1 priority -- even in the bedroom -- revealing Wednesday he's broken a story mid-coitus!!!

ESPN's NFL insider dropped the bombshell on his colleague, Kevin Clark, during Tuesday's episode of "This Is Football" ... just after KC asked Shefty where the "weirdest place" was that he's been first to report news.

After a few sheepish moments from the journalist, the 57-year-old laughed ... and said it was actually after he had "spent time with this woman for the first time."

Like millions of others across the globe, Travis Kelce spent a portion of his Friday night staring at Mike Tyson's bare ass ... and he said this week the sight was "the funniest s*** ever!!"

Taylor Swift's boyfriend broke it all down for Jason Kelce on the brothers' latest episode of "New Heights" ... explaining he got a real long look at Tyson's rump just ahead of the boxing legend's big fight with Jake Paul -- as his Netflix stream paused on the now-infamous locker room moment.

The younger Kelce said his first reaction was laughter -- and then he said he whipped out his phone to send the scene to "f***ing everyone" so they could tune in.

Cops in Colorado made a shocking discovery while searching a car during a traffic stop ... a used dildo!!!

Body cam footage from the Montrose Police Department shows the moment officers rummaging through a vehicle find a sex toy among a pile of mattresses, pillows and blankets ... and their reaction is hilarious.

In the video, obtained by TMZ, you see one of the cops toss the dildo to the side, then pick it up and show it to his fellow officers ... waving the sex toy around like a wand and laughing. One officer sticks the unit to the side of the car by its suction-cup.

"Wicked" star Cynthia Erivo is known for her super long talon nails, leading to this question from Dax Shepard ... what's it like wiping your butt with those things?!?

Dax asked Cynthia straight up how she cleans herself after pooping during a funny exchange on Monday's episode of his "Armchair Expert" podcast.

Cynthia is annoyed by the question but she basically plays along and says she folds tissue paper and uses the pads of her fingers -- not the tips of her nails -- to wipe.

Buffalo fans are being called out ahead of their team's huge game against the Kansas City Chiefs ... after the Bills Mafia dressed a Kermit the Frog puppet like Patrick Mahomes and hung it from a pole outside the stadium.

Pictures of the scene went viral shortly before the highly anticipated matchup between the two AFC powerhouses at Highmark Stadium in Orchard Park ... showing the Muppets character decked out in a jersey and wig to resemble the three-time Super Bowl-winning quarterback.

The stunt is being talked about on social media -- sparking a debate on whether it crossed the line given Mahomes is Black.

Mike Tyson's iron buns are quickly backing their way into the cultural zeitgeist ... 'cause at least one musician saw his backside and thought it'd be perfect for her concert.

Alison Wonderland -- a popular Australian DJ -- shared clips from her Saturday night concert in Tacoma, Washington ... and, in the middle of it she gave fans a glimpse at four full moons, all belonging to the former undisputed heavyweight champ.

You have to see it for yourself ... during one hard drop, Mike's backside -- taken from the now-viral gaffe made while Netflix was interviewing him before his fight with Jake Paul -- hits the screen, and a collective groan from the audience fills the venue.

Michael Blackson says the real reviews of a comedy club can't be found online, but in the parking lot ... 'cause you only need to look at a comic's car to judge his talent.

We caught up with the comedian at LAX Thursday ... and, he was picking up someone in a pristine white Rolls-Royce -- a car he says cost him a hell of a lot of money.

Blackson claims the car proves he's super funny ... 'cause hilarious comedians get paid big bucks -- and can buy very expensive cars.

Whoopi Goldberg's want fans to get a mouthful of her ... telling fans to dive right in and have a taste -- of a wheel of cheese bearing her face!

The comedian turned 69 on Wednesday ... and, in honor of her big day, Whoopi hosted a "Favorite Things" segment on "The View" alongside cohost Sara Haines -- much like the kind Oprah used to offer on her show.

In the clip, Whoopi takes the audience through a few of her favorite products ... olive oil, coffee pods, luggage and more -- before stepping up to a huge wheel of cheese with her likeness plastered on it.

3:10 PM PT -- 50 Cent threw another jab at Busta Rhyme's barber and given his latest edit, it's clear he's strumming up attention for his upcoming Las Vegas residency!!!

That's how you keep the people going!!!

50 Cent woke up today and couldn't bite his tongue any longer after seeing Busta Rhyme's spray-painted hairdo on his timeline for the umpteenth time -- but probably didn't count on Bus-A-Bus having a few scalping swipes of his own!!!

On Tuesday, 50 put the spotlight on Busta's suspicious hairpiece and called out his right-hand man Spliff Starr for allowing that dipped ice cream cone on his head ... it's a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it!!!

The G-Unit legend also gave Fat Joe's hair dye Rewind It 10 some backhanded promo -- ordering Joe, DJ Khaled and Tyson Beckford to get Busta a box pronto so he could knock off the bulletproof wig!!!

The comedian who caught hell for his "garbage" joke about Puerto Rico has released his post-speech reaction, recorded the night after his appearance at Madison Square Garden.

In an episode of "Kill Tony," the podcast and live show hosted by Tony Hinchcliffe, he's onstage performing ... and he goes into a bit about his freshly controversial set from the night before.

You'll recall ... at a Donald Trump rally at Madison Square Garden in NYC on October 27, Hinchcliffe was warming up the crowd -- one of his jokes was, "I don't know if you know this, but there's literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it's called Puerto Rico."

Rihanna's taking the bus around town ... or at, least pretending to in order to advertise her Fenty Beauty brand -- 'cause she was hanging out at a bus stop with a huge poster of her behind her.

The singer-songwriter shared a video full of different pictures of the star lounging at a bus stop ... with a Fenty Beauty advertisement positioned strategically in the background.

Check out the pics ... Rihanna's just chilling, joking that she's just trying to catch a ride while bumping her famous brand.

Ariana Grande just got a major apology from her "Wicked" costar Bowen Yang, who’s apparently still cringing over that smooch they shared in an 'SNL' sketch last month.

On Wednesday’s episode of the "Las Culturistas" podcast, Bowen said he just had to apologize to her for opening his mouth "too much" during their kiss -- and the star agreed, admitting she was left shaking afterward, but not in a bad way ... more in a "disarming" way.

It was all laughs from there -- Bowen kept on apologizing, but Ariana assured him she had no hard feelings.