Born – July 9, 1947
San Francisco, California, U.S.

Athlete, actor, killer of people.

Heisman trophy winning running back, went pro with the Buffalo Bills in 1969 and later played with the San Francisco 49ers in 1978.

Became an actor, best known for his role as “black guy from all those ‘Naked Gun’ movies.”

Insisted he had absolutely nothing to do with the brutal 1994 murders of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman … even though he totally killed them.

Broke into a Las Vegas hotel room and robbed a sports memorabilia dealer at gunpoint in 2007, was sentenced to 33 years in prison. Hey, it’s a start.

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John Mulaney and Olivia Munn Together

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