Oxford Comma Lyrics
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
I've seen those English dramas too; they're cruel
So if there's any other way to spell the word
It's fine with me, with me
[Chorus 1]
Why would you speak to me that way?
Especially when I always said that I
Haven't got the words for you
All your diction dripping with disdain
Through the pain, I always tell the truth
[Verse 2]
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
I climbed to Dharamsala too, I did
I met the highest Lama
His accent sounded fine to me, to me
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Take your handbook, it's no trick
Take the chapstick, put it on your lips
Crack a smile, adjust my tie
Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys
[Chorus 2]
Why would you lie 'bout how much coal you have?
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
Why would you lie 'bout anything at all?
First the window, then it's to the wall
Lil Jon, he always tells the truth
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Check your passport, it's no trick
Take the chapstick, put it on your lips
Crack a smile, adjust my tie
Know your butler, unlike other guys
[Chorus 3]
Why would you lie 'bout how much coal you have?
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
Why would you lie 'bout anything at all?
First the window, then it's to the wall
Why would you tape my conversations?
Show your paintings at the United Nations
Lil Jon, he always tells the truth
About
“Oxford Comma” is full of anything and everything from slick guitar riffs to Lil Jon references, and appears as the second track on Vampire Weekend’s eponymous debut album.
When talking to Vanity Fair, the lead singer Ezra Koenig had this to say about the song:
I have a complicated relationship with grammar…[I] spent a year teaching eighth-grade English in Brooklyn and, when you spend so much time trying to get kids to write in Standard American English, you’re bound to start questioning the importance. [But] I think the song is more about not giving a fuck than about Oxford commas… I first came across the Oxford Comma on Facebook. There was a group at Columbia called Students for the Preservation of the Oxford Comma. I didn’t think about it too much but, a few months later while sitting at a piano at my parents' house, I started writing the song and the first thing that came out was ‘who gives a fuck about an Oxford Comma?’
As of the release of their third album, Modern Vampires Of The City, the group has not released another grammar-themed song, but there are hopes, according to Koenig:
I don’t know if we’ll ever drop another punctuation jam, but I like the Spanish question mark [¿] the best of those. Zeugma [a figure of speech where a word applies to two different things in different ways, like “John lost his coat and his temper”, where “lost” applies to coat and temper differently] brings to mind unpleasant Yiddish words.
As a sidenote, the song could be viewed as an homage to Elvis Costello’s “This Year’s Girl:”
Forget your English grammar
Because you don’t really give a damn
About this year’s girl
Q&A
Find answers to frequently asked questions about the song and explore its deeper meaning
I’d kinda consider this like the first Vampire Weekend song… I was at my parents' house in New Jersey probably home for a weekend while I was at college and I started writing this song on the piano and made a little demo and I was like ‘oh, that’s pretty good’. I hadn’t heard of the phrase ‘Oxford comma’ before, I saw it in a very early Facebook group – Facebook was probably only one or two years old at the time – and there was a group at my school that was called ‘Students for the Preservation of the Oxford Comma’ and I was like A: what is an Oxford comma? It’s kinda an amazing sequence of words. And B: who cares?
–Ezra Koenig for Radio X
- 1.Mansard Roof
- 2.Oxford Comma
- 3.A-Punk
- 5.M79
- 6.Campus
- 7.Bryn
- 10.Walcott
- 12.Arrows
- 13.Unbelievers