the trouble is humans are literally structured to find “a wizard did it” a more plausible explanation than things just happening by accident for no reason.
How dare a wizard make humans think like this
the trouble is humans are literally structured to find “a wizard did it” a more plausible explanation than things just happening by accident for no reason.
How dare a wizard make humans think like this
no rizz. just insane music taste & a peculiar amount of knowledge about very niche topics and historic events
My favorite words are Fun Fact and Did you know
they’re called. th. they’re called responsibilities bechause theyh keep fucking respawnjng
Sorry y'all this was a buzzfeed account and I just got laid off 🙃
is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year
IT’S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS
IT DOESNT FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS
NOR DID IT FEEL LIKE HALLOWEEN
WHAT IS HAPPENING
Guys. Sit down, I’m going to tell you something. Are you ready?
It’s called…. getting older.
MAKE IT STOP
I hate being Australian sometimes because for us Christmas songs don’t make any sense.
“Walking in a winter wonderla- LOL NO WE’RE IN A FUCKING SAUNA”
“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas IN ALL THE SHOPPING CENTERS BUT NOWHERE ELSE BECAUSE IT’S ALL SUNNY”
“Let it snow - OH WAIT WE CAN’T BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING SNOW HERE”
“Baby it’s cold INSIDE WITH THE AIR CONDITIONER BUT OUTSIDE IT’S COMPARABLE TO THE FIREY DEPTHS OF HELL”
My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild” because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing
my pARENTS JUST SAID THEY GOT A CHRISTMAS TREE OH MY GOD WE HAVEN’T HAD A CHRISTMAS TREE IN YEARS
I JUST RACED INTO THE LIVING ROOM TO SEE IT AND
it’s christmas next month
IT’S CHRISTMAS NEXT MONTH
CHRISTMAS
NEXT MONTH
MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT MONTH!
Nobody cares about your birthday
unless you’re Jesus and your birthday is Christmas