[Verse 1]
And if you save yourself
You will make him happy
He'll keep you in a jar
Then you'll think you're happy
He'll give you breather holes
Then you'll think you're happy
He'll cover you in grass
Then you'll think you're happy now

[Chorus]
You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
Conclusion came to you, oh

[Verse 2]
And if you kill yourself
You will make him happy
He'll keep you in a jar
Then you'll make you happy
He'll give you breathing holes
Then you'll think you're happy
He'll cover you in grass
Then you'll think you're happy now

[Chorus]
You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
Conclusion came to you, oh

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
Conclusion came to you, oh

[Verse 3]
And if you fuck yourself
You will make him happy
He'll give you breathing holes
Then you'll think you're happy
He'll give you breathing holes
Then you'll think you're happy
You'll wallow in your shit
Then you'll think you're happy now

[Chorus]
You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
Conclusion came to you, oh