[Refrain]
Handle all these (Nyess) nipples
Can't, can't, can't handle (Nyess) all these nipples
Can't (Nyess), can't, can't handle all these nipples
Can't, can't, can't handle all these nipples
Can't, can't—

[Hook]
Now do the salamander (Nyess), do the salamander (Nyess)
Do the salamander (Nyess), do the salamander (Nyess)
Rub your nipples like (Nyess), rub your nipples like (Nyess)
Rub your nipples like (Nyess), rub your nipples like (Nyess)

[Verse]
Welcome to the rice fields, this is how my nipple feels
Buy some amphibians, I can give you nice deals
Rubbing on my nipples till it's bleeding
Believe us, that salamander's got a huge penis (Nyess)
If you want to do the dance, then be careful
All you gotta do is hump the air and rub your nipples (Nyess)
Fuck frogs, fuck toads, fuck newts, fuck the animals
The salamander's number one, look at these nipples
Look at these nipples, look at these nipples
Look at these nipples, motherfucker, they are beautiful
Can’t handle all these nipples
I'm talking to these tits like I was Dr. Dolittle (Nyess)

[Hook]
Now do the salamander (Nyess), do the salamander (Nyess)
Do the salamander (Nyess), do the salamander (Nyess)
Rub your nipples like (Nyess), rub your nipples like (Nyess)
Rub your nipples like (Nyess), rub your nipples like (Nyess)
Do the salamander (Nyess), do the salamander (Nyess)
Do the salamander (Nyess), do the salamander (Nyess)
Rub your nipples like (Nyess), rub your nipples like (Nyess)
Rub your nipples like (Nyess), rub your nipples like (Nyess)

[Refrain]
Can't, can't, can't handle all these nipples
Can't, can't, can't handle all these nipples
Can't, can't, can't handle all these nipples
Can't, can't, can't handle all these nipples
Yeah!

[Outro]
And don't ever let me catch you in my rice fields again
You punk ass bitch!