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A lighter look at the world of business dev in tech............................. Welcome to the fast-paced world of tech business development, where disruption is key and jargon is plentiful. Here's an inside look at how we "innovate" and "synergise" our way to the top, all while sipping coffee and brainstorming in our sleek open-office spaces. 📊 1. The All-Important Buzzwords Disruption: It's not just a goal; it's a lifestyle. We disrupt markets, industries, and occasionally, the Wi-Fi connection. Synergy: Because working together sounds so much better when you use a fancy word. 😀 Leverage: We leverage our leverage to leverage even more leverage. Simple. 🖥️ 2. The Tools of the Trade CRM Software: We've got the fanciest customer relationship management tools that we only use to track how many times we've emailed our mates. Slack Channels: For every project, idea, and random thought. Did someone say #random-lunch-ideas? Yes, please! PowerPoint: Our decks have more slides than Chessington World of Adventures has rides, complete with animations that could give you motion sickness. 🤝 3. The Networking Game Tech Conferences: Where we collect goodie bags and business cards with the enthusiasm of a kid on Halloween. LinkedIn: The battlefield where we endorse each other’s "skills" and share profound articles about AI, blockchain, posts about tech (like this one) and quantum computing – which we definitely understand. NOT! Webinars: Because nothing says professional development like watching a live-streamed panel while in your pajamas. 📈 4. Strategic Meetings Brainstorming Sessions: Also known as "let’s order pizza and chat about cool stuff." Stand-up Meetings: A daily ritual where we stand in a circle and share our biggest non-accomplishments. KPI Reviews: Where we creatively interpret data to make sure everything looks up and to the right. Graphs never lie, right? 🛠️ 5. Product Development MVPs: Minimum Viable Products that are so minimum, sometimes even the developers question their viability. Been there, done that. Beta Testing: A crucial phase where we release our half-baked products to our most loyal users and hope for the best. Feedback Loops: Collecting feedback is key, especially when we conveniently ignore the negative ones. 💡 6. Innovation Culture Hackathons: Code all night, eat junk food, and create the next big thing that we’ll probably forget about by next week. Ping Pong Tables: The true measure of a company's commitment to work-life balance. Open Office Plans: Because who needs privacy or quiet to work? Collaboration is key, even if it means overhearing every single phone call. So there you have it – a peek into the world of tech business development, where every day is a new opportunity to disrupt, synergise, and leverage our way to success. And remember, if all else fails, just add more buzzwords! 🤣 #TechBizDev #StartupLife #Innovation #Disruption #ParodyPost #BuzzwordBingo

🎯 The "Work-from-Home Sales Pro" - A Parody (or is it)? 🎯........................... 📺 Picture this: a "salesman" who’s revolutionised the art of remote work. Sporting his finest swimming trunks, he commands the couch like a true king, with a remote in one hand and a snack in the other. 🏡 Home Office Setup: Couch: Ergonomically designed for maximum lounging. Television: The ultimate multi-tasking tool. Netflix? Market research. Cooking shows? Client lunch ideas. Snacks: Strategically placed for optimum reach. Phone: Occasionally used for "business" calls, mostly used for scrolling memes. 📈 Productivity Tips from Our Expert: Energy Conservation: Why move when you can reach? Saves time and calories. Client Calls: Perfect background noise – who doesn’t love a little TV buzz during a pitch? Dress Code: Business on the top (for that occasional Zoom call), party on the bottom (swimming trunks for ultimate comfort). Remember, in the world of remote work, balance is key. And by balance, I mean balancing the TV remote while making those high-stakes sales calls! 😂 #WorkFromHome #RemoteWorkLife #Sales #ProductivityHacks #ParodyPost

My whole career (Orion Health, Radar Healthcare and EMIS) has been in the "healthtech" space and I realise, that it has become more of a vocation than a job. I started posting about Mindset, Coaching, Personal Growth and Cognitive Therapy during Covid, to give something back to all those front liners. I also became a coach with the NHS Leadership Academy 💙 I've now devoted part of my Linkedin page to STRAT180. I started STRAT180 to focus specifically on the area of Growth and a place to keep everything related to that. It's still under construction, but please pop by and check it out every now and then. This is your page. Tell me what you prefer below and please follow and subscribe to the page.