David Helkowski’s Post

Ever wondered what the perfect holiday gift is for all the employees in your company? I've got this one. Give everyone the following: 1. A bag of fresh expensive coffee beans. 2. A $100 chemex glass hourglass style coffee filter unit. 3. Some chemex coffee filters. Why do this? Because: 1. All your employees should be coffee snobs. 2. You want your employees to be more caffeinated. 3. Absolutely everyone drinks coffee. 4. Because you, the CEO, love this overpriced coffee shit. Because that makes sense.

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1mo

Nonono I do my Tai Chi to lift my Chai Tea, Sir! Snob. Pah! Snob! Atatata, Sir, atatata!

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