The Algebra of Happiness by Scott Galloway
Introduction
I’ve shaped this book into four sections. The first outlines the basic equations my students and I review together each spring: if one were to boil down the formula for happiness into a finite number of equations, what would they be? The second part delves deeper into what I’ve learned about success, ambition, career, and money from my experience as an investment banker, entrepreneur, business school professor, and voice on the impact of big tech on our economy and society
The topics in sections one and two are meaningful. However, the subject matter in section three is profound: love and relationships. Young people, especially young men, struggle to square the mixed messages about how to thread the needle of relationships and success to achieve personal and professional meaning in our capitalist world. The fourth and last section challenges the reader to turn to the (wo)man in the mirror and address issues including the care and feeding of a physical body, inner demons, and our last days on earth
Taking life advice from a depressed and insane professor may not make sense. Maybe. But I’ve done my homework, and for the next two hundred–odd pages, I’m your insane professor. I hope these no mercy / no malice observations on success and love help you register a more rewarding life.
The Basics
Your childhood, teens, and college years are the stuff of Han Solo, beer, road trips, random sexual encounters, and self-discovery. Pure magic. From your mid-twenties through your mid-forties, though, shit gets real—work, stress, and the realization that, despite what your teachers and your mom told you, you likely won’t be a senator or have a fragrance named after you. As you age, the stress of building the life you’ve been told you deserve, and are capable of, takes a toll. Also, somebody you love gets sick and dies, and the harshness of life comes into full view.
Then, in your fifties (earlier if you’re soulful), you begin to register all the wonderful blessings that are everywhere. I mean everywhere. Beautiful beings that look and smell like you (children). Water that turns into waves you can ride and other wonders of nature. The ability to deliver some sort of sweat or intelligence that people will pay you for, that you can then support your family with
The chance to travel across the surface of the atmosphere at near the speed of sound so you can see amazing things extraordinary people have built. And when tragedy strikes, many times the tragedy is beaten back by our best ideas: science. You recognize that your time here is limited, start smelling the roses, and begin affording yourself the happiness you deserve
So if in adulthood you find you’re stressed, even unhappy at times, recognize that this is a normal part of the journey and just keep on keepin’ on. Happiness is waiting for you
Balance when establishing your career, in my view, is largely a myth. Struggle porn will tell you that you must be miserable before you can be successful. This isn’t true: you can experience a lot of reward along the way to success. But if balance is your priority in your youth, then you need to accept that, unless you are a genius, you may not reach the upper rungs of economic security.
The ratio of time you spend sweating to watching others sweat is a forward-looking indicator of your success. Show me a guy who watches ESPN every night, spends all day Sunday watching football, and doesn’t work out, and I’ll show you a future of anger and failed relationships. Show me someone who sweats every day and spends as much time playing sports as watching them on TV, and I’ll show you someone who is good at life
The Most Important Decision You Will Make
The most important decision you’ll make is not where you work or who you party with, but who you choose to partner with for the rest of your life. Having a spouse, or life partner, whom you not only care for and want to have sex with, but who’s also a good teammate, softens the rough edges, and magnifies the shine of life
The best romantic partnerships I know of are synced up on three things. They are physically attracted to each other. You also need to ensure that you align on values like religion, how many kids you want. Money is an especially important value for alignment
One of the keys to a healthy relationship is forgiveness, as you, and your partner, will at some point screw up. Your limited time here mandates that you hold yourself accountable. But also be ready to forgive yourself so you can get on with the important business of life.
Credentials + Zip Code = Money
Tell me your degree (level and institution) and zip code, and I can estimate, with decent accuracy, how much money you’ll make over the next decade. Advice here is simple. While you’re young, get credentialed and get to a city. Both get difficult, if not impossible, as you get older
There is a correlation between how much money you have and how happy you are. Money can buy happiness, to a point. But once you reach a certain level of economic security, the correlation flattens. More money won’t make you less happy, either (also a myth). I made the mistake of spending all my time, for most of my life, trying to figure out how to make more money, instead of taking a pause and asking myself what makes me happy. So, yes, work your ass off and get some semblance of economic stability. But take notes on the things that give you joy and satisfaction, and start investing in those things
There’s an old saying that compound interest is the most powerful force in the universe. The notion of putting money away is most important to the cohort that least understand it—young people—as long term is not a concept they’ve grasped
Most of us understand how compound interest works with money, but don’t recognize its power in other parts of our lives
This can be applied to all relationships. Take a ton of pictures, text your friends stupid things, check in with old friends as often as possible, express admiration to coworkers, and every day, tell as many people as you can that you love them. A couple of minutes every day—the payoff is small at first, and then it’s immense.
Feeling masculine is hugely rewarding. (I realize how strange that sounds, and that I can’t really speak to the rewards of femininity.) My inner Tarzan swings on vines, and I’m happy. But the vines have changed. As a younger man, I felt masculine by impressing my friends, having sex with strange women, and being ripped. As I’ve gotten older, other vines have emerged. Being a loving and responsible head of household who provides for my family makes me feel strong like bull, as does being relevant, in the classroom or at work.
It’s difficult to get to economic security with just your salary, as you will naturally raise or lower your lifestyle to match what you make. As soon as possible, buy property or stocks, and try to find a job that has forced savings through a retirement plan or, better yet, options on the firm’s equity. Always be in the stock market, because you aren’t smart enough to predict when to jump in and out on your own. Try not to have more than one-third of your assets in any one asset class when you’re younger than forty, and lower that to 15 percent when you’re older than forty.
The Harvard Medical School Grant Study was the largest study on happiness, tracking three hundred nineteen-year-old men for seventy-five years and looking at what factors made them less or more happy. The presence of one thing in a man’s life predicted unhappiness better than any other factor: alcohol
Studies show that people overestimate the amount of happiness things will bring them and underestimate the long-term positive effect of experiences. Invest in experiences over things
If you’re in a position—and many aren’t—to make a loved one’s exit more graceful, do it—you’ll cherish the experience for the rest of your life.
Other than my kids, the thing I am most proud of is giving my mom a good death
On a balanced scorecard, the happiest people are those in monogamous relationships who have children
Everyone experiences failure and tragedy. You will get fired, lose people you love, and likely have periods of economic stress. The key to success is the ability to mourn and then move on
Success
Stay Thirsty
Talent is key, but it will only gain you entrance to a crowded VIP room
The chaser that takes talent over the top into success is hunger. Hunger can come from a lot of places. I don’t think I was born with it. I have a great deal of insecurity and fear, which, coupled with the instincts we all have, has resulted in hunger. Understanding where hunger comes from can illuminate the difference between success and fulfillment
The pressure many of us put on ourselves to be a good provider is irrational. The instinct to protect and nurture your offspring is core to the success of our species. However, believing that your kid must have Manhattan private schools and a loft in Tribeca is your ego, not paternal instincts. You can be a good, even great, dad on a lot less than I thought I needed to earn. Nonetheless, I felt deficient.
Embrace Adulthood
Your job is to find something you’re good at, and after ten thousand hours of practice, get great at it. The emotional and economic rewards that accompany being great at something will make you passionate about whatever that something is. Nobody starts their career passionate about tax law. But great tax lawyers are passionate about colleagues who admire them, creating economic security for their families, and marrying someone more impressive than they are.
Careers are asset classes. If a sector becomes overinvested with human capital, the returns on those efforts are suppressed
The Adult in the Room
YOUR ROLE vis-à-vis your parents will reverse. They become the child and you the parent. It usually happens organically. However, graduation is a decent time to expedite the transition.
The most rewarding things in life are rooted in instinct. We give a lot of airtime to how rewarding it is to raise kids. What gets less attention is how rewarding it is to help take care of your parents.
Getting the Easy Stuff Right, and Email
The lesson here . . . easy: don’t be a fucking idiot like yours truly, and get the easy stuff right
Show up early.
Have good manners.
Follow up
Believe You Deserve It
I’m. A. Fraud
Increased attention/recognition puts a guy on my shoulder whispering in my ear, Who are you kidding? You’re a fraud. Whenever success came my way, it was because I was fooling them. I didn’t warrant recognition as an academic, nor rewards as an entrepreneur. I felt an anxiety, always, that I’d be found out for what I really am: the son of a secretary, who did poorly in school, did not invest in relationships, was selfish, and isn’t that gifted. Someone whose only real talent was self-promotion and taking credit for other people’s work. A fraud.
The anxiety is sort of dissipating as I realize that most successful people reach beyond their grasp
Still, there’s always the insecurity whispering in my ear—I know who you really are. I hope this is insecurity, not common sense or clarity.
Find Your Voice
WHEN I was around five, I noticed that people behaved differently around my father. They would gaze into his eyes, nodding and then laughing. Women would touch his arm, laughing, and men, when they saw him, would yell, Tommy, genuinely happy to see him. He was great with a turn of phrase, funny and clever (i.e., British)
My mother explained it to me: Your father is charming. At gatherings, inevitably, a semicircle forms around my dad, and he tells jokes and shares his take on things ranging from space (if it never ends, everything has already happened) to management (the key is a good job description). This charm sustained, for a decade, an upper-middle-class lifestyle for him, my mom, and me
I did not inherit my father’s charm. In fact, being offensive—the opposite of charm—is something I’ve developed a knack for. Not a speak truth to power kind of offensive, but a tone-deaf saying exactly the wrong thing at the exact wrong moment kind of offensive
However, my father did pass on the ability to hold a room of people, as long as it’s a windowless boardroom or conference hall on the fifty-fifth floor of a Midtown building or in the basement of a hotel. Most people become increasingly uncomfortable as the group grows. I experience the inverse. One-on-one, I’m an introvert, insecure even. But as the room fills . . . other skills kick in
The mix of my dad’s talent and the confidence I got from the abundant love of his second wife gave me the skills and opportunity to stand in front of a room full of people, look each in the eyes, and say, I believe this to be true.
My market value, like all things, will fade. People will tire of my topics, and I won’t have access to the resources that make my stuff great, versus just good. Or more likely, my creative juices will just stop flowing. Working with young, creative people and having access to the best and brightest thinkers in business is for me what heroin was to Ray Charles. Once it’s gone, no more hits
My star is burning bright right now—I’m good at teaching and I strengthen the Stern brand, so they tolerate me. But when my value begins to wane (and it’s only a matter of time), they’ll drop me like second-period French. I would
You Are (Probably) Not Mark Zuckerberg
THE TRAITS of successful entrepreneurs haven’t changed much in the digital age: you need more builders than branders, and it’s key to have a technologist as part of, or near, the founding team. But there are four tests or questions
Can you sign the front, not the back, of checks?
Are you comfortable with public failure?
Do you like to sell?
How risk aggressive are you?
With the endless and well-publicized stories of billionaire college dropouts, we romanticize entrepreneurship. Ask yourself, and some people you trust, the preceding questions about your personality and skills. If you answer positively on the first two, and you’re not skilled at working at a big company, then step into the cage of chaos monkeys
When to Take Cover
So how do you ID when we’ve entered the danger zone, and should you adjust your behavior? There are several hard metrics for why we may be nearing a full-monty bubble, including things my NYU colleagues spend a great deal of time thinking about, and understand much better. But you don’t need a Nobel to see the similarities between 1999 and 2019. Some of the softer metrics are far better canaries in this particular coal mine
Signs that markets or a company are about to find themselves on the wrong side of cyclicality
The metrics around valuations, P/E ratios, and easy credit-inflating bubbles are logical indicators of dead canaries
When nations and firms start erecting big buildings, look out
The most obvious doomed canaries within companies are typically manifestations of the CEO’s ego
A CEO’s fashion can also be telling
Mediocrity + two years’ tech experience = six figures
Bidding wars for commercial real estate
Gross idolatry of youth
When times are bad, people look to gray hair for leadership. When times are good/frothy, people look for youth
What to Do If You Think You Might Be in a Bubble
Despite well-publicized examples of people who made billions with extreme concentration of their wealth (think Bezos, Gates, and Zuckerberg), assume you will not be one of these people. Pursue one of the truisms of investing and accreting wealth: diversification. If you’re fortunate to have one asset, be it a stock or a house, run up so dramatically that it represents the vast majority of your wealth, get as much of that asset liquid as possible
I’m 80 percent in cash, which most reasonable financial managers will tell you is stupid. Even if it’s stupid, it doesn’t get near the medals podium of stupid things I’ve done
I’m willing to give up gains, as I so badly want to be on the right side of the street when the recession hits this time.
Smart financial advisers will tell you to always be in the market. I just can’t help it . . . mattress time
It’s key, if you’re doing really well, to realize that much of it isn’t your fault—you’ve been swept up in a boom. This humility will result in your living within your means and will prepare you financially and psychologically for the next card you’re dealt. And when the next part of the cycle shows up—and it will—you can take solace knowing (again) it’s not your fault, and you aren’t the idiot the market might make you feel you are
Measure What Matters
IT’S INSTINCTUAL to manage to the test. The metrics we value are the guardrails of our intentions, actions, and values
Your metrics, and the numbers that loom large for you, say a lot about who you are. The metrics that are never far for me—good, bad, and ugly:
Net worth. I think about money a lot. I realize how awful that sounds
In my late twenties, I had trouble getting a mortgage for my first home out of college, as my credit score was 580
120K and 350K. My Twitter following and the average number of views my YouTube series Winners & Losers used to get each week, respectively
2x/year. My father is dying. Nothing imminent, but he’s eighty-eight, which, generally speaking, means the end is nearer than farther
For the past fifteen years, I have taught, on average, four hundred students a year
3, 4, and 2. I’ve started nine companies: three were wins, four were failures, and two were somewhere in between
Benchmarks, metrics, and milestones range from the meaningless to the profound. Accountability and insight are the by-products of math. Numbers yield insights about markets, how value is created, and how we want to live our lives. A review of the metrics in your life is a healthy exercise. In sum, I need to visit my dad.
Know the Ends vs. the Means
It’s easy to be admirable when you’re an executive in a sector growing 50 percent a year. To leave the print industry with friends and reputation intact is to win the Boston Marathon sporting a 104-degree fever.
Professional success is the means, not the end. The end is economic security for your family and, more important, meaningful relationships with family and friends
Learn from Rejection
Serendipity Is a Function of Courage
My willingness to endure rejection from universities, peers, investors, and women has been hugely rewarding. Knowing what you want is a blessing, and fear of rejection is a bigger obstacle than lack of talent or the market. Train yourself to take some sort of risk (ask for a raise, introduce yourself around at a party) every day and get comfortable grasping beyond your reach
If You’re Not an Employee, Employ Yourself
The skills and attributes necessary to be an entrepreneur are celebrated in the media every day—vision, risk-taking, grit. But few mention the skills needed to be a good employee. I possess almost none of them. People assume that because I’m an entrepreneur, I have extraordinary talents too big for a company. The truth about 90-plus percent of entrepreneurs is that we start companies not because we’re so skilled, but because we don’t have the skills to be an effective employee. On a risk-adjusted basis, being an employee for a good or great firm is more rewarding than being an entrepreneur. Again, something not discussed in a media obsessed with innovators
Some of those attributes:
Being a grown-up
Civility
Being secure with yourself
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The most rewarding part of my job is when young people who trust me seek counsel from me about their next move or other work matters. At this age, some of the kids, as I call them, become your adult kids, and you become concerned about their well-being
Be a Role Model
In my forties, I became blessed with greater self-awareness. Aware of my strengths, weaknesses, blessings, and what makes me happy. Problem is, I also became more aware of my deficits—where I had taken more than given. Friends who invested more in the relationship than me. Partners/girlfriends who had been more committed and generous. Even California taxpayers, paying for my education at UCLA, and me reciprocating with striking underachievement
Love
LOVE AND relationships are the ends—everything else is just the means. We, as a species, segment love. When we are young, we take in love—our parents’, teachers’, caregivers’. When we enter adulthood, we find transactional love; we love others in exchange for something in return—their love, security, or intimacy. Then there’s complete love, surrendering to loving someone regardless of whether they love you back, or whether you get anything in return, for that matter. No conditions, no exchange, just a decision to love this person and focus solely on their well-being.
Love received is comforting, love reciprocated is rewarding, and love given completely is eternal. You are immortal
The key decision you’ll make in life is who you have kids with. Who you marry is meaningful; who you have kids with is profound. (Note: I don’t believe you need to be married to have a wonderful life.) Raising kids with someone who is kind and competent and who you enjoy being with is a series of joyous moments smothered in comfort and reward. Raising kids with someone you don’t like, or who isn’t competent, is moments of joy smothered in anxiety and disappointment
Building a life with someone who loves you, and who you love, near guarantees a life of reward interrupted by moments of pure joy. Sharing your life with someone who’s unstable or has contempt for you is never being able to catch your breath long enough to relax and enjoy your blessings
How do you go about finding such a person? Young people need to try to override the emotion of scarcity. Let me explain. Key to evolution is trying to punch above your weight class and mix your DNA with someone who has better DNA—natural selection
Like someone who likes you
Someone who thinks you’re great is a feature . . . not a bug. I’ve found that most young people don’t end up with someone until there has been some form of rejection from the other . . . which is interpreted as a signal of superior DNA. Yes, punch above your weight class . . . but don’t fall into the trap of believing someone is better because they’re not that into you. And if someone thinks you’re the bomb, it doesn’t mean they’re below your weight class or somehow not worthy
1 + 1 > 2
Studies show that marriage is advantageous economically. Having a partnership, sharing expenses and responsibilities, being able to focus on your careers, and utilizing the wisdom of crowds (couples) generally leads to better decisions (No, we’re not buying a boat). There is a streamlining of choices, which lets you allocate your attention capital to things that grow, instead of decline, in value (your career vs. your attractiveness to others or being seen at the right places
Once married, your household worth grows at an average of 14 percent a year. Married couples, by their fifties, on average have 3x the assets of their single peers. The key? Taking the whole till death do us part thing seriously, as divorce seriously eats into the 3x. From an evolutionary perspective, monogamous relationships improve survival odds for offspring, benefiting our species overall
Here is the advice on marriage I offer when asked to give a toast at a wedding. It’s through a male lens (can’t help that)
Don’t keep score
Don’t ever let your wife be cold or hungry
Express affection and desire as often as possible
In my experience, the most rewarding things in life are family and professional achievement. Without someone to share these things with, you’ve seen a ghost—it sort of happened, but not really. However, with the right partner, these things feel real, you feel more connected to the species, and all this begins to register meaning
I do means I will . . . care for, shelter, nourish, and want you.
Keep Your Kids Close
There are few things about parenting I regret more than turning away our oldest from joining us in sleep.
I ♥ U
By this measure, I had never really loved anybody until I had kids. Instinctively and proactively, we suspend our lives and shape them around our kids. It took a while for me (see above: selfish). Babies are awful. But slowly instinct
Montezuma’s Revenge
There are few things I hate more than Justin Bieber or karaoke. But the things you hate become just inconveniences in the presence of people you love. Catamarans, roller coasters, and karaoke. Different ways of saying the same thing: My life is yours, and I love you
Valentine’s Day
So, I do CrossFit. Working out, for me, pre-forty, was so I could be more attractive and feel better about myself, as I suffer from body dysmorphic disorder
There’s a decent amount of research indicating that exercise is the only real youth serum. I’m usually the oldest guy in the class by two decades, which should be cool. But it isn’t
Old people get up close and personal with death as their friends and spouses begin departing, which heaps perspective on them. Marketers hate old people because of this perspective. They begin spending their time and money on things like healthcare, loved ones, and college funds for their grandkids instead of vintage sneakers, iPhones, and Keurig pods. In sum, they become fearful and remarkably less stupid . . . refusing to spend money on high-margin products that young people hope will make them feel more attractive or powerful
Taking Affection Back
IN A piece on Medium, Mark Greene argues that affection has been taken away from males—and that’s hurting us all. I believe him. As boys, we’re trained that affection is either a means of progressing to sex or a signal of homosexuality—which was, when and where I grew up, a bad thing. Because of these associations—unwelcome sexual motive or homoeroticism—our touch is not trusted, so most males are robbed of affection. It’s lost from our arsenal of expressions to signal friendship, fondness, or love.
As I get older, I’ve made a conscious effort to take affection back, especially as it relates to my boys. It bonds us, and I’m fairly certain it will add confidence to their lives and years to mine
I kiss my boys, a lot. The act itself is nice, but the real reward is the respect my boys have for the moment
I never enjoyed holding hands until I had kids. The things we do for our kids—the soccer practices, the worry, the carpools, the bad movies, setting up remote controls, working to give them a better life than yours. In isolation, each of these things is okay—tolerable, but nothing anybody who doesn’t have kids would ever do
Divorce
My parents were living the American Dream. Two immigrants with eighth-grade educations, they applied hard work and talent to the greatest force of good in history: the US economy. We lived close to the beach. But they (mostly my dad) fucked up, and soon we were living in two houses, neither near the beach. After the divorce, my dad would pick me up after work every other Friday in his Gran Torino, from my mom’s 800-square-foot apartment in Encino. I had to wait outside, sometimes for an hour, far from our apartment, as my mom didn’t want to risk seeing my dad, or even his car—she hated him. I became skilled at identifying cars, from a distance, by the shape and luminosity of their headlights. AMC Pacers were easiest.
Attach to People
AFFECTION EXCHANGE theory, introduced by Professor Kory Floyd, postulates that affection strengthens bonds, provides access to resources, and communicates your potential as a parent, increasing your pool of potential mates. I think it goes even deeper. I know a lot of people who, despite their good fortune, are wandering. Few meaningful relationships, an inability to find reward in their professional lives, too hard on themselves, etc. It’s as if they’re not grounded, never convinced of their worth . . . wandering
When I look at my own success, it mostly boils down to two things: being born in America and having someone irrationally passionate about my well-being—my mom. Though she was raised in a household where there was little affection, my mom couldn’t control herself with her son. For me, affection was the difference between hoping someone thought I was wonderful and worthy—and knowing someone did
Having a good person express how wonderful you are hundreds of times changes everything. College, professional success, an impressive mate—these were aspirations, not givens for a remarkably unremarkable kid in an upper-lower-middle-class household. My mom was forty-three, single, and making $15,000 a year as a secretary. She was also a good person who made me feel connected and, while waiting for our Opel, gave me the confidence that I had value, that I was capable and deserving of all these things. Holding hands and laughing, I was tethered.
What Makes a Home
IN A capitalist society, we mark life by our purchases
Your first house signals the meaningful—your future and possibility. Your last home signals the profound—the people who love you
How to Deal with the End of a Life
Learning: I believe it doesn’t matter how nice your home is; if at your exit you’re surrounded by strangers under bright lights, it’s a disappointment. Granted this isn’t an option for many people, but if you die at home, surrounded by people who love you, you are a success
Learning: Give care to the caregivers. My mom’s four sisters and best friend each spent 3–4 weeks living with us helping to care for her. This was key, as there were things I couldn’t help with. One way I was able to add value was to help make their stay more enjoyable
Learning: Boundaries
Learning: Shared media
Learning: Relive his life
Learning: Nothing unsaid
Learning: People will surprise and disappoint you
Learning: It’s the illness speaking
What I Know
I believe parents want two things:
To know their family loves them immensely
To recognize that their love and parenting gave their children the skills and confidence to add value and live rewarding lives
Love a Kid Who Isn’t Your Own
FIFTY PERCENT of marriages end in divorce. Where I grew up, California, it’s 60 percent
What makes us human is not just opposable thumbs, but also our ability to cooperate. Cooperation draws on things that are uniquely human, like speech, culture, and long childhoods. One of the most noble forms of cooperation that advances the species is caring for those who aren’t biologically yours. I don’t enjoy my kids a lot of the time, and I don’t enjoy others’ offspring most of the time. It’s a miracle people agree to love kids who don’t smell, look, or feel like them. Death, disease, and divorce leave a lot of kids in single-parent households, where the odds are markedly worse for them.
The fastest blue-line path to a better world isn’t economic growth or a better fucking phone, but more of us becoming irrationally passionate about the well-being of a child who isn’t our own
Appreciate How Fortunate You Are
I’VE BEEN thinking about AIDS a lot lately. I hope we never see an epidemic this devastating again. One million people died from AIDS-related causes in 2017, and 36 million have succumbed to the disease since the beginning of the epidemic. In sum, the HIV virus has killed the equivalent of the population of Canada
I’ve been introduced to Daniel Kahneman’s notion of fast and slow thinking. Our fast, shorthand thinking offers utility but a lack of nuance. Slow thinking is where we grow and learn; it informs the fast . . . I think. College was for fast thinking. Homosexuals were fags, and gay was a slur to describe something weak and unnatural. The decade after college was for slow thinking, as we discovered people we loved were gay. They had similar hopes and problems as us, only they were stalked by a plague, and their friends were dying
We like to think the time leading up to death is a period when you can reflect on a long life of blessings. It’s a time to register the love you’ve invested and harvested
Find Your Own Heaven
LAST WEEK, my seven-year-old son asked, What is heaven? I wasn’t ready to give a seven-year-old my map to atheism, so I asked him what he thought heaven was. He answered, Where you go after you die to be with your family. I’m 100 percent certain there is no God and believe that the notion of a superbeing is irrational. As I’ve matured, I also recognize that my explanation of the universe—there was nothing, and then it exploded—is no less irrational.
As a younger man, I was always grabbing, searching. More money, more praise, more relevance, bigger, cooler experiences. But similar to the vampires
I don’t think we go to an afterworld, but I do believe we can get to heaven while still here on Earth. When I’m near the end, I want my boys and wife to lie next to me, clear my mind, run their forefingers across my forehead, and strap their arms and legs on me. This is it for me . . . I don’t need anything else. I will make it to heaven, just a bit early
Love the One(s) You’re with
Homecoming traces its roots back to the University of Missouri, whose administrators felt it would be a good idea to host alumni back on campus
I have mixed emotions visiting San Francisco and Berkeley. I had not only a different life, but a different wife . . . and feel bittersweet, including some guilt, about that time in my life
My good friend George encouraged me to go. He pointed out the importance of taking the time to remember and visit the people and places along the way, which I thought was poetic. This emotion temporarily overrode my cynical view, developed in high school, that people who attend homecoming have already peaked, and haven’t done much since
Coming Home
I don’t think this pull will ever be greater than it is now. Having kids who are young enough to seem perfect but not old enough to recognize your imperfections creates an innocence and joy that I don’t believe I’ll register again until I have grandkids. Being blessed with a great partner who also shares in this joy is the premier achievement. My students spend so much time thinking about picking the right career. However, it’s a distant second relative to the mother of all important decisions, which will set the tone for the rest of your life (together)—picking the right mate
Kids: It’s All About Them
A POPULAR subject in business school is market segmentation—the process of dividing a large homogeneous market into cohorts with similar needs or wants. You then design products, pricing, and perception that match the preferences of that segment
As marketing has evolved, managers had to figure out how to carve up the pig and sell different parts to different people, for various reasons and at varying prices, to capture surplus value. Differentiation of a product or service, real or perceived, is a form of price discrimination that helps maximize revenue while offering some consumers (twenty-one-day advance purchase and no cancellation) the chance to buy things for below cost
There are so few absolutes. The theory of competitive advantage, diversification, karma, the wisdom of crowds are all things I thought were absolutes but that have been disproven. Is there any one truism I would feel (almost) 100 percent confident that you will find not just return but reward from your investment?
Spoiler alert: It’s love. However, there is nuance. Getting to a place, economically, emotionally, and spiritually, where you can love someone completely, without expecting anything in return, is the absolute.
The universe chooses prosperity and progress. When a universe loses its source of all life, the sun, it also triggers a cosmic process to birth a new, better sun. As the universe chooses progress, it creates incentives that result in a natural progression upward. Over the long term, markets go up, and each generation gets taller.
The incentive is that the actions to foment progress are rewarding, so as to keep us eating, having sex, and loving. The most important act of progress for our species, planet, and universe is unconditional love. The cosmos recognizes this and rewards this behavior with the deepest meaning and well-being that any of us can register.
As an atheist, I believe this is it. That when I’m near the end, I’ll look into my kids’ eyes and know our relationship is almost over. And that’s okay, as it motivates me. A recognition of the finite nature of life is a blessing, as it focuses you on loving, forgiving, and pursuing
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Be Strong
AS DR. Henry S. Lodge says, we are hunter-gatherers and are happiest when in motion and surrounded by others. As referenced earlier, a decent proxy for your success will be your ratio of sweating to watching others sweat (watching sports on TV). It’s not about being ripped, but committing to being strong physically and mentally. The trait most common among CEOs is that they exercise regularly. Walking into any conference room and believing that, if shit got real, you could kill and eat the others gives you an edge and confidence. (Note: Don’t do this.
On a regular basis, at work, demonstrate both your physical and mental strength—your grit. Work an eighty-hour week, be the calm one in the face of stress, attack a big problem with sheer brute force and energy. People will notice. At Morgan Stanley, the analysts pulled all-nighters weekly, and it didn’t kill us, but made us stronger. As you get older, however, this approach to work can in fact kill you. So do it now.
As I’ve gotten older, I’m able to separate the small things from the big things and not sweat the little stuff. The previous sentence is a lie. Similar to jet lag and hangovers, the impact of stress on me has worsened with age. I’d describe myself as a dope sleepwalking through the first forty years of my life. It had its upsides. The problem with being more thoughtful as you get older is that you actually think about shit. My life is easy compared to the billions of people who have trouble putting food on the table or who struggle with illness, but stress gets to me nonetheless
Cry—It’s Good for You
CRYING MAY have an evolutionary purpose, as it signals surrender (please stop what you are doing to me), elicits empathy from those around you, and can help parents locate their offspring. For babies, active crying may be a way of restoring equilibrium after overstimulation. One way to solve this is to mimic the womb with the 5 S’s—swaddle, side-stomach position, shush, swing, suck—a method developed by Dr. Harvey Karp. (That. Shit. Is. Genius. I’d seriously consider having a third kid, if babies weren’t so awful, just for the chance to impress childless friends with the 5 S’s.) Crying can also relieve the stress brought on by an onslaught of emotions that are difficult to process. Men aren’t supposed to cry, which likely is a function of the whole indicates surrender thing
Trade Closeness for Harmony
MY FAMILY—my dad, sister, and I—are not close by American standards. No BBQs, daily calls, or watching sports together. However, I’ll trade closeness for harmony . . . and we have a lot of that. My friends who have uber-close but dysfunctional relationships with their families are often exhausted for the wrong reasons
Caregivers live longer than any cohort, and the number of people you love and care for is the strongest signal about how long you’ll live. Like many men, I haven’t really provided much care for many people. I spend a lot of time with my kids, but their mom is their primary caregiver
Get Lost in the Moment
I’m (desperately) trying to be more in the moment and have found that it’s a real effort. Unless I’m with my kids, who demand that it be all about today . . . and that’s usually whatever they need or want at that moment. A good thing. Recently a flight I was waiting for to London was delayed, so I started making calls, reading email, doing work. And then I thought . . . fuck it. I went to duty free and bought a bunch of cured ham (when in Rome). Went to a bar, ordered a pilsner, put on my noise-canceling headphones, and blared Calvin Harris as I ate pork. I. Love. Pork. I could shower in the other white meat
Super in the moment, I headed to the gate, walked through some imposing glass doors, but no gates on the other side, just a baggage carousel. WTF. I had just—somehow—left the terminal and the secure area. There’s a reason you feel recalcitrant walking past the point-of-no-return TSA guy, as—and I can attest to this—they will not let you back in. In an instant, I had missed my plane. Which put me. In. The. Moment
Don’t Be an Asshole
I’VE BEEN thinking about emotional and mental health lately. What makes kids and dogs so captivating on camera (actors feel upstaged by kids and pets) is they’re 100 percent authentic
Your kids don’t worry that lying on top of you during Outrageous Acts of Science will be inappropriate or unwelcome. Affection from offspring is immensely rewarding, as it’s raw—no objective, no expectation, no filter. Just a natural urge to feel your warmth and be closer to you—someone they love and who loves them
School, discipline, and parenting are mostly about constructing filters so your kids stay in their swim lanes, stay out of jail, fit in, and chart a path toward a true north. Teens, around their parents, become experts at filtering everything you say and finding all the impurities in everything you do. Everything. As we spill into adulthood, we develop more filters in dating, at college, at work
There is a freedom and cathartic release, as you get older, to tolerating cracks in the filters, making them more porous, your actions and words more genuine
The super-successful people I know are usually nicer, more generous, and generally better mannered
Writing about your aspirations and articulating all the things you’re grateful for is a form of prayer. I’m more committed to prayer in the company of others—being transparent about my objectives and expressing gratitude. Or, more often, being specific about how impressive the other person is
Sustenance > Addictive Substances
WHEN A rat presses a lever and gets a treat, predictably, every time, the rat will return to the lever when it’s hungry. But if you start varying the reward—no sugary snack for several tries, and then maybe three fall after the lever is pushed—then the rat will remain at the lever tapping uncontrollably. Random, unpredictable rewards are the stuff of addiction
I’m addicted to Twitter or, more likely, to the reaffirmation I get from the microblogging platform. However, there is no free lunch with addiction. The hangover for me, after wrapping the pursuit of truth (what all academics are supposed to do) in the sensationalism that sells, is that I feel empty and a bit pathetic
The unpredictability, immediate feedback, and variability of rewards, coupled with a genetic predisposition to fixate on your kids so the species continues, make kids an addictive substance to their parents. I spend much of the week in New York, away from them. By Thursday, I’m feeling antsy and depressed. Need my fix
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