Dumb-liner: please stop this end-line writing madness

Dumb-liner: please stop this end-line writing madness

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We need to talk about end lines. These pithy, pervasive, and preposterous phrases have spread like a great plague. From the world of big brands – to start-ups, schools, local businesses, institutions, and government departments. The contagion has now reached a critical level, where even your local tradespeople bung some sort of verbiage on the side of vans and business cards. Pimlico Plumbers, the UK’s largest independent team of pipe un-cloggers used the ambiguous: “More than just plumbers”. Taking this line literally results in great disappointment: they have neither the equipment, nor the inclination to (a) groom your dog, (b) remove a concerning mole from your back, or (c) offer savvy crypto investment advice.

 

Luxury brands are among the worst offenders for putting out lines that are somehow grandiloquent and meaningless at once. Watch brand Tag Heuer has been “chasing dreams since 1963”. Private jet company Flex Jet claim to be “commanders of the sky, serving captains of industry”. London hotel The Emory simply claims to be “like no other”. Cruise company promises that “you are the destination.” Cryptic, misleading, patronising pony, all of it.

 

Where end lines are concerned, there are a few rules to consider. Here’s the first: your business doesn’t actually need one. If your brand team get together and can only come out with some banality, it’s best not to bother. The second: if your end line has the word “tomorrow” “future”, or “world” in it, scrub it out and try again (think of “Different Worlds, One McKinsey”, just dreadful). Finally: if you have to say it, it’s probably not true. Mercedes-Benz Group should therefore re-think its claim of being “unlike any other”. For 95 percent of brands, it should be end-times for end-lines.



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I blumming love a clever end line that can inspire and align both internal and external audiences at the same time. They do have power. The worst ones can be fatal. Domino’s Pizza and ‘30 mins or it’s free’ was built around a single-minded pursuit of customer satisfaction (profit) and paid no heed to the safety of staff/ other road users. It was a great day for the brand’s PRs when that got dropped!

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Judith Stoletzky

Inhalt & Form, verbale & visuelle Konzepte, Copywriting, Creative Direction, Werbung, Editorial, Bücher

1mo

still love these two antique ones: “Just do it”. Disarming and motivating. And “Red Rock Cider. It’s not red and there’s no rocks in it.”

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Tyson Sheean

Brand Development and Retail Marketing | Customer Experience

1mo

In the 5 percent. Sofa King. "Sofa King Good."

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Simon Barnett

Helping B2B tech businesses tackle strategic GTM challenges. Using lots of brainpower, plenty of outside in thinking, and absolutely no flimflam.

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Vani Gupta Dandia

Marketing Consultant I Visiting faculty at Ashoka University I Sr Advisor KPMG. I Ex Mkt Dir PepsiCo I BT 40 under 40

1mo

Every founder wants a tag line... And I keep saying this, consumers are not sitting idle out there waiting to memorize your tag line... No one cares! Get consumers to remember what products you sell and what your brand name is. That's it. That's 80% of the job done

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