Order In The Court-KEMOSABE Gourmet Coffee

Order In The Court-KEMOSABE Gourmet Coffee

Judge Wilson set 9:30 AM today for a pre-trail hearing in his court room to hear arguments as to whether or not a bloody blouse worn by the deceased should be presented as evidence by the prosecutor.

When the judge entered the court room he immediately smelled the aroma radiating from the prosecutor’s container of coffee. “What kind of coffee is that?” he asked, Miss Jackson, the prosecutor.

“It’s chocolate hazelnut Kemosabe gourmet coffee, sir.”

“And where can we get some of this chocolate hazelnut Kemosabe gourmet coffee,” he curiously replied in a sarcastic tone.

“At the Best Grounds Café across the street,” Miss Jackson nervously answered.

“Well then, Miss Jackson, you know I do not permit coffee in my court room,” he firmly stated in an authoritative tone.

“No, sir, I didn’t realize that.”

“Well then, Miss Jackson, since you seem to be enjoying your chocolate hazelnut Kemosabe gourmet coffee at our expense, why don’t you go across the street to the Best Grounds Café and buy eight containers of chocolate hazelnut Kemosabe gourmet coffee,” he stated referring to the eight other members in the court room representing the court staff, the defense attorney’s and the court security staff.

“Yes, sir. I go now.”

“Court is in recess for thirty minutes, or until Miss Jackson returns with eight containers of chocolate hazelnut Kemosabe gourmet coffee,” the judge stated as he hit his gavel down on the wooden block on his desk.

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