What Rodney Dangerfield Would Say About New York Contractors Using BGES Group for Business Insurance Needs

When it comes to insurance for New York contractors, no one makes a joke quite like the legendary Rodney Dangerfield. If he were still around, he’d have a field day talking about why BGES Group is the go-to agency for hard-working contractors in New York. Here’s what Rodney might say, with all the style and humor that would make you laugh until your hard hat fell off!

10 Jokes Rodney Dangerfield Would Make About Why You Should Use BGES Group

1. “I tell ya, I got no respect at the other insurance places. They’d look at me and say, ‘Sorry, pal, but we don’t insure guys who look that unlucky.’ But BGES Group? They actually listen! They didn’t even flinch when they saw my claims history!”

2. “I called one of those big insurance companies, and the agent said, ‘We can insure you, but no guarantees.’ I said, ‘What’s that mean?’ He said, ‘It means don’t call us if you fall off a ladder.’ BGES Group? They actually pick up the phone when you call!”

3. “BGES Group does things different. I was at another broker, and I asked about workers’ comp. The guy says, ‘How bad do you really need it?’ I said, ‘Buddy, I’m a contractor! My left arm’s already got more stitches than Frankenstein!’ BGES Group? They actually get it!”

4. “You know, some places treat contractors like lepers. You walk in and they start lookin’ for ways to raise the premiums before you say hello. But BGES Group? They don’t raise an eyebrow. And believe me, I give ‘em plenty of reasons to!”

5. “I went to a big corporate insurance firm, and the agent says, ‘Our rates are sky-high, but our logo is really impressive!’ BGES Group’s logo? It’s just Gary Wallach’s number. Now that’s my kind of place!”

6. “Other brokers told me they’d give me a deal, then they showed me the ‘fine print.’ I said, ‘Buddy, I’m getting dizzy just reading this!’ BGES Group’s fine print? It’s in plain English: ‘Call Gary, he’ll fix it.’ Now that’s what I call service!”

7. “I got no respect, no respect at all. I had insurance from another place and went in to file a claim. The agent said, ‘You? We thought you were joking!’ At BGES Group, they actually care. And believe me, that’s no joke!”

8. “I’m a contractor, you know, so I asked an insurance guy what happens if I get hurt on the job. He said, ‘Well, you’re covered as long as it’s not…well…work-related.’ I said, ‘What else would it be?’ BGES Group? They’ll cover me no matter what I’m swinging!”

9. “BGES Group is like family. They ask what you need, they work with you, they treat you right. I went to one of those other places, and they treated me like I was auditioning for ‘Survivor.’ Gary Wallach at BGES Group? He treats you like a winner, not a castaway!”

10. “I tell ya, insurance with some companies is like playing the lottery… only instead of winning, you’re paying more every time. But BGES Group? It’s more like a family gathering, only without your cousin Vinny asking for a loan!”

About BGES Group

If Rodney’s jokes hit close to home, it might be time to consider BGES Group for your business insurance needs. Specializing in insurance for New York contractors, BGES Group understands the unique challenges contractors face, from workers’ compensation and liability insurance to payroll services. They provide personalized service, honest advice, and coverage tailored to each contractor’s specific needs. With Gary Wallach at the helm, BGES Group treats you like family and ensures that you get the respect and the insurance protection you deserve.

Get in touch with BGES Group today!

• Contact Gary Wallach

• Phone: 914-806-5853

• Email: bgesgroup@gmail.com

Because when it comes to insurance, a little respect goes a long way—just ask Rodney!