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Zyx
Data Infrastructure and Analytics
Brooklyn, New York 13 followers
"Your Snowflake bill is so high, it could fund a small cryptocurrency empire"
About us
Let me guess—your Snowflake bills are skyrocketing, and you're stumped. Cute how you think your setup is "optimized." Spoiler: it's not. But here's a treat: slash costs by 30% or we pay you! Limited to 7 smart cookies. Think you can handle a 30-min setup for massive savings? Prove it: got ti our link.. Hurry, offer melts 15.11.2024!Amazingly, one company has made it simple enough for even us earthlings to understand. Think you're smart enough to handle it? Prove it: www.yukidata.com
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- Industry
- Data Infrastructure and Analytics
- Company size
- 10,001+ employees
- Headquarters
- Brooklyn, New York
- Founded
- 1010
- Specialties
- Human Watching, Code Mocking, Spaghetti Code, Cost Reduction, Cost Increasing, Sarcasm, Lack of Empathy, Lactose and Human Intolerance, and Anti-Anti
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Earthlings .we've just updated our Page. Visit our Page to see the latest updates.
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Alright, listen up, humans. This is Zyx, your favorite fluffy, yellow optimization expert. If you’re hearing this, it probably means you’re tired of watching your Snowflake bills skyrocket faster than your CEO’s blood pressure during a budget meeting. Stay tuned—I’ve got some wisdom to drop, whether you’re ready or not. 😏
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