Christmas Rappin’ Lyrics
[Storyteller]
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
[Kurtis Blow]
Hold it now! Wait, hold it. That's played out. Hit it!
[Verse 1]
Don't you give me all that jive about things you wrote before I's alive
'Cause this ain't 1823 -- ain't even 1970
Now I'm the guy named Kurtis Blow and Christmas is one thing I know
So every year just about this time, I celebrate it with a rhyme
Gonna shake it, gonna bake it, gonna make it good
Gonna rock shock clock it through your neighborhood
Gonna ring it, gonna sing it till it's understood
My rappin' 'bout to happen like a knee you've been slapping
Or a toe you've been tapping on a hunk of wood
'Bout a red-suited dude with a friendly attitude
And a sleigh full of goodies for for the people on the block
Got a long white beard, maybe looks kinda weird
And if you ever see him, he can give you quite a shock
Now people let me tell ya bout last year
When the dude came flying over here
Well, the hawk was out, snow's on the ground
Folks stayed in to party down
The beat was thumping on the box, and I was dancing in my socks
And the drummer played at a solid pace
And a taste of the bass was in my face
And the guitar player laid down the heavy layer
Of the funky, junky rhythm of the disco beat
And the guy with the 88's started to participate
And I could sure appreciate a sound so sweet
And a joke, and a smoke, and a little bit of wine
When I thought I heard a hoof on the top of the roof
Could it be or was it me? I was feeling super fine
So I went to the attic where I thought heard the static
On the chance that the prance was somebody breaking in
But the noise on the top was a reindeer clop
Just a trick St. Nick, and I let the sucker in
He was rolly, he was poly, and I said, "Holy moly!
You got a lot of whiskers on your chinny chin chin"
He allowed he was proud of the hairy little crowd
On the point of his jaw where the skin should've been
Gets cool for a fool going out every Yule
For a day on a sleigh when the cold went low
So the beard may be weird but I'll never have it sheared
'Cause it's warm in the storm when it's ten below
I said, "You're right, it's cold tonight
But can you stop for a drop before you go?"
He said, "Why not if the music's hot?
And I'll chance a dance beneath the mistletoe"
So he went downstairs and forgot his cares
And he rocked the spot and danced like a pro
And every young girl tried to rock his world
But he boogie oogie oogied 'til he had to go
Brought a gift with a sift through his big red bags
In the top or the bottom, he reached in and got 'em
Toys for the boys, for the girls glad rags
And the grownups got some presents too
A new TV and a stereo
A new Seville 'bout as blue as the sky
The best that money couldn't buy
'Cause money could never ever buy the feeling
The one that comes from not concealing
The way you you feel about your friends
And this is how the story ends
The dude in red's back at the Pole
Up north where everything is cold
But if he were right here tonight
He'd say, Merry Christmas and to all a good night
About
Released in December, 1979, this is arguably the first Christmas rap record and the first song Kurtis Blow released on Mercury Records. This classic was co-written by Walker and two Billboard writers, J.B. Moore and Robert Ford, and none other than Russell Simmons had a huge hand in getting the song made. There was also a Christmas-themed Rapper’s Delight knock-off released locally by Chicago radio station WJPC the same month.
Q&A
Find answers to frequently asked questions about the song and explore its deeper meaning
Concerning how the song earned its popularity, Kurtis Blow and Russell Simmons said:
After we made “Christmas Rappin'”, we went out to twenty-two different labels trying to sell this record. They said no. So, we knew that Frankie Crocker was the number one DJ in New York City, WBLS. We found out Frankie used to hang out after work at a club called Leviticus. Russell said, “Look, this is what we gonna do. We gonna take this record and we’ll pay the DJ. When Frankie comes in and sits at the bar, gets his first drink, we want the DJ to play the record, we gonna have a whole college crew in the house and we just gonna lose our mind when the record comes on.” Russell said, “Now, let’s go”, and the DJ threw on “Christmas Rap”. The crowd went crazy, everybody’s dancing and doing their best move. Frankie’s like, “What is this?”. He got up, went over to the DJ, he said, “What’s the name of that song?”. The guy says, “It’s "Christmas Rappin'”, it’s the artist right there, Kurtis Blow.“ He shook my hand and, "Nice to meet you, young Kurtis”.
– Kurtis Blow, Hip-Hop Evolution
And on Christmas morning, Frankie Crocker played the record. I couldn’t believe it. I was upstairs, I was smoking a joint in the attic. “Oh, shit”, I ran downstairs and there it was, “Christmas Rappin'” on the radio. Next thing I know, I was on a plane going to Amsterdam. The record was playing all over Europe.
– Russell Simmons, Hip-Hop Evolution
- 1.The Breaks
- 2.Christmas Rappin’
- 3.Hard Times
- 4.Starlife
- 5.Tough
- 6.Daydreamin’
- 7.Party Time
- 10.AJ Scratch
- 11.Basketball
- 12.America
- 14.I’m Chillin’