Free Gospel Report
Track 18 on Cletus Take the Reel
Jan. 1, 20081 viewer
Free Gospel Report Lyrics
[Intro]
Yow!
[Verse 1]
Just the other day, some dude asked me
Where I'm gonna spend eternity
He said I didn't know my future was wack
And then he opened up the Holy Book and showed me that
[Chorus]
F-R-E-E, that spells "free"
Salvation for you and me
Says here in John 3:16
In your King James or your NIV
Now I'm really glad we had that little chat
And I know I'll go to Heaven when I take the dirt nap
[Outro]
Who's the one that set me free?
J-E-S-U-S, baby
Yow!
[Verse 1]
Just the other day, some dude asked me
Where I'm gonna spend eternity
He said I didn't know my future was wack
And then he opened up the Holy Book and showed me that
[Chorus]
F-R-E-E, that spells "free"
Salvation for you and me
Says here in John 3:16
In your King James or your NIV
Now I'm really glad we had that little chat
And I know I'll go to Heaven when I take the dirt nap
[Outro]
Who's the one that set me free?
J-E-S-U-S, baby
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“Free Credit Report” is the final track from Tim Hawkins' album Cletus Take The Reel. The song is a parody of a commercial for the FreeCreditReport.com website. Instead of advertising a credit report site, this version is about the Christian Gospel.
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