[Verse 1]
I went to Supercuts today
Cause I didn't have much money to pay
That's the reason that I'm looking this way
Cause the lady hacked me up again
The lady, she hacked me up again, now I know

[Chorus 1]
The worst cuts are the cheapest
Baby, I know
The worst cuts are the cheapest
When it comes to being ugly, I'm first
When it comes to cutting hair, they're the worst
And when I saw myself, I wanted to curse
But she said it might grow back again
In a year, it might grow back again, now I know

[Verse 2]
I just wanted a trim off the sides
Now I'm looking for a place I can hide
Cause I look a lot like Frankenstein's bride
And I'll never go back there again
I'll never go to Supercuts again cause I know

[Chorus 2]
The worst cuts are the cheapest
Baby, I know
The worst cuts are the cheapest
If I was that lady's boss, she'd be gone
I don't know what medication she's on
Cause now I look like a stinkin' moron
And I'll never go back there again
I'll never go to Supercuts again cause I know, oh

[Outro]
The worst cuts are the cheapest
Baby, I know
The worst cuts are the cheapest
Please grow back again