[Verse 1]
Close the door and shut the blinds
I can't wait to get online
I'm not wasting time, I'm on YouTube
Fire up the internet, appetite is getting wet
Who needs a television set? YouTube

[Chorus 1]
I wanna see a rock band on treadmills
And the Evolution of Dance
Have you seen the guy in Philadelphia
Who put Diet Coke and Mentos in his pants

[Verse 2]
I can't keep my self-control
Watching Beckham score a goal
And MySpace is getting old, YouTube
Watch a skater break a bone
Without ever leaving home
"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!", YouTube

[Chorus 2]
I wanna see two Chinеse guys lip-sync
And David Blaine disappear
A mom's funny vеrsion of the William Tell Overture
I wonder what is good for her career?

{Bridge]
Babies laughing in a high chair
Someone wrestling a grizzly bear
Numa Numa big and round
Chocolate Rain falling to the ground

[Verse 3]
I'll take this opportunity to be a celebrity
Y-O-U-T-U-B-E, YouTube
Read the feedback that I get
Tell me, am I famous yet
Have I got a million hits? YouTube

[Outro]
Have I got a thousand hits? YouTube
Have I got a hundred? YouTube
Have I got a hit? YouTube