Vaccination Passport

(To the tune of She'll be comin' round the Mountain when she comes)

Oh we'll all come out of curfew when we're jabbed,

when we're jabbed.

Yes we'll all come out of curfew when we're jabbed,

when we're jabbed.

There'll be no fear of infections when we've all had our injections;

we'll establish reconnections when we're jabbed.

When we're jabbed!


We can open up the borders when we're jabbed,

when we're jabbed.

We can open up the borders when we're jabbed,

when we're jabbed.

We can open up the borders, say goodbye to all our warders;

there'll be no more lockdown orders when we're jabbed.

When we're jabbed!


We can all go out and party when we're jabbed,

when we're jabbed.

We can all go out and party when we're jabbed,

when we're jabbed.

All our masks away we'll cast and go out and get rat-arsed;

have a piss-up unsurpassed, once we're jabbed.

When we're jabbed!


We can open up our houses when we're jabbed,

when we're jabbed.

We can open up our houses when we're jabbed,

when we're jabbed.

We can open up our houses, see our friends and hold carouses;

there'll be no more whines and grouses when we're jabbed.

When we're jabbed!


We can all go out and travel when we're jabbed,

when we're jabbed.

We can all go out and travel when we're jabbed,

when we're jabbed.

We can all resume our travel and our plans they won't unravel;

have a vaccine pass, will travel, when I'm jabbed.

When we're jabbed!


We'll have the virus beaten when we're jabbed,

when we're jabbed.

Yes we'll have the virus beaten when we're jabbed,

when we're jabbed.

We'll all be emancipated, it'll be eradicated;

hope the bastard's not mutated, once we're jabbed.

When we're jabbed!


Fred Hawke

23 August 2021.

Louise Begg

Assistant to General Counsel

3y

They need to make this an ad - bravo again Fred 👏👏👏

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Jonathan Simpkins SC

Mediator Arbitrator Expert Determiner and Facilitator at Evolve Resolutions

3y

Fabulous lyrics...but not too sure that Coming Round the Mountain will move the masses...not too sure what to suggest...maybe the Bee Gees Stayin Alive;-)?!?!??

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Bruce Murphy

Consultant at Technical Assessing

3y

Yep Comrade Dan decides and is given imperfect advice. Bunch of dickheads!!!

April A Arslan

Litigation Lawyer | Founder Law-Whiz and i-Whiz

3y

Love the poem it’s brilliant! But I’m not sure Fred , Dan is on public record saying even if we reach 80% herd immunity lockdowns are not ruled out . Jab or no jab it’s a controlling act here in Vic .

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Bruce Murphy

Consultant at Technical Assessing

3y

Another classic Fred👍

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