175 knock-knock jokes that are a laugh a minute

Knock, knock! Who's there? Hugh. Hugh who? Hugh ready to giggle?

We hope so, because you're in for the ultimate list of funny knock-knock jokes that are bound to entertain kids, adults and the whole family.

If you love dad jokes, corny one-liners and funny puns, we've got a collection we think is going to leave you in stitches.

Break out one of these silly knock-knock jokes at the next family gathering, during a night out with friends, hanging out with the kids or as an icebreaker at work. Either way, they're clean, easy to remember, and best of all, these short jokes are absolutely going to make the crowd laugh out loud.

For instance, knock, knock! Who’s there? Dora Belle. Dora Belle who? Dora Belle is broken, that’s why I’m knocking.

Or how about this fan favorite: Knock, knock! Who's there? Ahh. Ahh who? Werewolves in London.

And, of course, the ever-popular: Knock, knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!

Do you like those? Well, then settle in because there are plenty more where those funny jokes came from in the humorous collection below to ensure your supply of dumb knock-knocks never runs dry.

But first, do you hear Alotta knocking on the door? Alotta who, you ask? Well, Alotta knock-knock jokes ahead.

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Knock-knock jokes

• Knock, knock! Who's there? West. West who? West easy, there are a lot more jokes on the way.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Iowa. Iowa who? Iowa lot of money – know where I can get a loan?
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Kent. Kent who? Kent answer the door right now, I'm busy.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to know who's at the door.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Mandy. Mandy who? Mandy lifeboats, the ship is going down.

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Joe. Joe who? Joe King.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Jess. Jess who? Jess me.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs me something to eat.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Freeze. Freeze who? Freeze a jolly good fellow.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ahh. Ahh who? Werewolves in London.

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Europe. Europe who? Well, I think you're a poo!
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for? Open the door!
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion to the news, there's been a robbery.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Ear. Ear who? Ear you are, I've been waiting.

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Peg. Peg who? Peg your pardon, but would you have any Grey Poupon?
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Goat. Goat who? Goat find out!
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you. Hands up!
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska one more time – will you please open the door?
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another knock-knock joke?

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Eiffel. Eiffel who? Eiffel down, ouch!
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Mae? Mae who? Mae I come in please?
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Ima. Ima who? Ima huff and puff and blow your house down.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza great guy, let him in!
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Iona. Iona who? Iona a dog. Woof!

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Hugh. Hugh who? Hugh who, is anybody home?
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Omelet. Omelet who? Omelet that slide ... this time.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Bee. Bee who? Bee a dear and answer the door, will you?
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen will these jokes ever end?
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Wafer. Wafer who? Been a wafer a while, but now I'm back.

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Erin. Erin who? Erin the tires is what my bike needs.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Major. Major who? Major door open, didn't I?
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris is closed, which is why you're knocking.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Cuckoo. Cuckoo who? Cuckoo-a-joob. I am the walrus.

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Mai. Mai who? Mai the force be with you.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Ilene. Ilene who? Ilene a little when I get tired.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Toby. Toby who? Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Al. Al who? Al let you know when I answer the door.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Genoa. Genoa who? Genoa good doctor?

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Good. Howard you?
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I ring the bell.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me, go find out for yourself.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Mint. Mint who? Mint to tell ya I was coming by.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Newt. Newt who? Not much. What's newt with you?

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Tuba. Tuba who? Tuba toothpaste. Now brush your teeth.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey got stolen, that's why I'm knocking.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip the pool, I wanna go for a swim.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Hammond. Hammond who? Hammond cheese is my favorite sandwich.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya answer the door? All this knocking is driving me crazy!

Knock-knock jokes for all ages

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Cook. Cook who? Cook who — are you calling me crazy?
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turn up the music, I love this song.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llama find out who's at the door.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Pooch. Pooch who? Pooch your hat on, it's cold out.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Diane. Diane who? I'm Diane to come in, open the door.

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Hurley. Hurley who? Hurley bird gets the worm.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose, it's running. Ew.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Eddy. Eddy who? Eddy body home?
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Les. Les who? Les got out to dinner!
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Waddle. Waddle who? Waddle you give me to stop knocking?

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Barry. Barry who? Barry nice to meet you.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken you lend me a dollar?
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a very good day.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Carmen. Carmen who? Carmen answer the door, will ya?
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Shelly. Shelly who? Shelly-brate good times, c'mon!

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla a burger, I'm hungry.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Adam. Adam who? Adam dog bit my leg.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Dublin. Dublin who? I'm Dublin down on telling these knock-knock jokes.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Ale. Ale who? Ale have what she's having.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Cod. Cod who? Cod you answer the door?

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Foal. Foal who? Foal me once, shame on you. Foal me twice, shame on me.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Whale. Whale who? Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here?
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Bean. Bean who? Bean there, done that.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Espresso. Espresso who? Espresso yourself, then everyone will know how you feel.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you keeps knocking on my door?!
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Batter. Batter who? Batter late than never.

Best knock-knock jokes

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Ice scream. Ice scream who? Ice scream when I get scared, don't you?
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Brighton. Brighton who? Brighton early, that's when I wake up.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Dora Belle. Dora Belle who? Dora Belle is broken, that's why I'm knocking.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey we have to keep telling knock-knock jokes?

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Aisle. Aisle who? Aisle be seeing you soon.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Will. Will who? Will you stop with these corny jokes already?
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Peas. Peas who? Peas and thank you are the magic words.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Watson. Watson who? Watson on the TV tonight?
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Duncan. Duncan who? Duncan Oreos in milk is my favorite snack.

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Nona. Nona who? Nona your business, that's who.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Shirley. Shirley who? Shirley you must know who I am by now.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana suck your blood. Blah, blah, blah.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Tish. Tish who? Yes, thanks. I just sneezed.

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a song, but I forgot the words.

Funny knock-knock jokes

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Auto. Auto who? You auto know it’s me by now.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Annette. Annette who? Annette is what fishermen use.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Jewel. Jewel who? Jewel be happy to know it’s Friday!

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more knock-knock jokes?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beak. Beak who? Beak careful, that pan is hot!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tuna. Tuna who? Tuna piano if it sounds off-key.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wren. Wren who? Wren will these jokes ever end?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Waddle. Waddle who? Waddle it take to stop knocking?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Herd. Herd who? Herd you the first time you knocked.

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? S’more. S’more who? S’more jokes on the way.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ivanna. Ivanna who? Ivanna hold your hand.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Sure, W-H-O.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer almonds.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? I didn’t know you wrote poetry.

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good restaurant around here?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Repeat. Repeat who? OK ... who, who, who!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yeah. Yeah who? Yeah-hoo, I’m excited too!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie one you want me to be.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice be over already?

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke for yourself, I’m busy.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Daryl. Daryl who? Daryl never be anyone like you.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Feline. Feline who? Feline pretty good, thanks for asking.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gene? Gene who? Gene in a bottle.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Colin. Colin who? If you don’t know, then hang up the phone.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? May fourth. May fourth who? May the fourth be with you.

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bear. Bear who? Bear with me, we aren’t done yet.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s time to go.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Earl. Earl who? Earl-y to bed, I have to go to work in the morning.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dawn. Dawn who? Dawn tell any more knock-knock jokes.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Knot. Knot who? Knot another knock-knock joke, please!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Keith. Keith who? Keith calm and carry on.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alamos. Alamos who? Alamos at the end.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dough. Dough who? Dough you wish there were more knock-knock jokes?

Knock-knock jokes for kids

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Isadore. Isadore who? Isadore open or shut?

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida know, but you better answer.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ash. Ash who? Gesundheit! Need a tissue?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben out here knocking forever, let me in!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne drops keep falling on my head.

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cat. Cat who? Cat you see I’m knocking on the door?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? I Aida big dinner and now I’m full.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive knock-knock jokes!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? Amos-quito bit me.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Goose. Goose who? Goo-see who’s at the door!

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harmony. Harmony who? Harmony knock-knock jokes can one person tell?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for asking, it's me.
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Sue. Sue who? Sue-prise!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? The interrupting cow. The interrupting … MOOOOOO!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Who. Who who? I didn’t know that you are an owl!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny who loves you.

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yetta. Yetta who? Yetta another knock-knock joke.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby just stung me, ouch!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sia. Sia who? Sia later!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Iran. Iran who? Iran all the way home.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner.

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Love. Love who? Aw, love you too!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Haven. Haven who? Haven’t you had enough knock-knock jokes?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beats. Beats who? Beats me, go answer the door!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? No one. No one who? I just told you. No one.

Knock-knock jokes for adults

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Opportunity. Opportunity who? When opportunity knocks, you answer.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Teddy. Teddy who? Teddy’s my birthday. Woohoo!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Honey. Honey who? Honey, I’m home.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Quack. Quack who? There’s a quack in my butt.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule be sorry if you don’t answer the door.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Warrior. Warrior who? Warrior you been? You’re late!

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Marry. Mary who? Marry me, I love you.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby Birthday.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lass. Lass who? Round ‘em up cowboy!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with you later.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? A-man-da fix the door.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah doctor in the house?
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita dentist, I have a toothache.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Doggone. Doggone who? I don't know, but we'd better find him.

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lena. Lena who? Lena a bit closer, I have something to tell you.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dora. Dora who? Dora’s open, come on in.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beth. Beth who? Beth wishes on your birthday.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, we’re late!

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Madam. Madam who? Madam foot got caught in the door.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita use the bathroom. Hurry up!