Hot Freaks
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Hot Freaks Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I met a non-dairy creamer
Explicitly laid out like a fruitcake
With a wet spot bigger than a Great Lake
Took me to the new church and baptized me with salt
She told me, "liquor"
I am a new man
[Refrain]
Hot freaks
[Chorus]
This one is on the house
This one is better than ever
[Verse 2]
I walked into the house of miraculous recovery
And stood before King Everything
And he asked me to join him in the red wing
Took me to pie land
Said, "I'm a thigh man"
I will be eternally hateful
[Refrain]
Hot freaks
Hot freaks
Hot freaks
I met a non-dairy creamer
Explicitly laid out like a fruitcake
With a wet spot bigger than a Great Lake
Took me to the new church and baptized me with salt
She told me, "liquor"
I am a new man
[Refrain]
Hot freaks
[Chorus]
This one is on the house
This one is better than ever
[Verse 2]
I walked into the house of miraculous recovery
And stood before King Everything
And he asked me to join him in the red wing
Took me to pie land
Said, "I'm a thigh man"
I will be eternally hateful
[Refrain]
Hot freaks
Hot freaks
Hot freaks
[Chorus]
This one is on the house
And this one is better than ever
And this one is on the house
This one is better than ever
This one is on the house
This one is on the house
And this one is better than ever
And this one is on the house
This one is better than ever
This one is on the house
About
Genius Annotation
This song was likely recorded specifically for the Bee Thousand project in 1993, and it appears on most early tracklists of the album. An instrumental clip of the song appears at the beginning of “Off the Floor” on The Grand Hour EP from 1993.
Later-bassist Jim Greer on the song’s writing:
Many would-be Toby songs ended up as Bob songs after Toby presented completed instrumentals to Bob, who then put vocals over the top. “Hot Freaks” is a good example of that.
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- 13.Game of Pricks
- 14.Motor Away
- 15.Hit
- 17.Cut-Out Witch
- 20.I Am a Tree
- 21.Bulldog Skin
- 22.Learning to Hunt
- 23.Teenage FBI
- 25.Surgical Focus
- 28.Glad Girls
- 29.Back to the Lake
- 41.Deaf Ears
- 45.He’s the Uncle
- 46.Key Losers
- 50.Systems Crash
- 56.Finks
- 68.I
- 69.Back to Saturn X
- 70.H-O-M-E
- 73.Mother & Son
- 76.Harboring Exiles
- 78.Never
- 81.They
- 91.Intro by Randy Campbell (Live) (Missing Lyrics)
- 123.Land of Danger
- 124.Let’s Ride
- 125.Like I Do
- 126.Sometimes I Cry
- 127.She Wants to Know
- 128.Fountain of Youth
- 129.The Other Place
Credits
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Vocals
Guitar
Recorded At
Dayton, Ohio, United States
Released on
June 21, 1994
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