[Verse 1: Mark Douglas as Kanye West]
I got on silver pants, I'm in a spaceship
I'm not a sissy but I'm feelin' kinda spacesick
I'm the greatest, unafraidest, I got braces, I'm about to throw u-u-up
Cus I ate at space Pizza Hut
Had to move to outer space, the only place my head can fit
Gonna find a Borg chick and go to space bed with it
Knocked up a Neptunian, created a new race
Dated a Plutonian but only got to fifth base

[Verse 2: Carolyn Castiglia as Katy Perry, Mark Douglas as Kanye West & Todd Womack as Russell Brand]
Kanye, why are you here?
I don't like this version
You're not on the album
Katy, uh, let me be clear, uh
Every single pop hit
Needs a rapper on it
This song's about Russell B
It's got nothing to do with
Doin' it with blue chicks
Katy, it's okay with me
I'm actually quite enjoying this

[Pre-Chorus: Carolyn Castiglia as Katy Perry]
I tried to write a smart song
With deep symbolism
They've got me made up
Like a space slut who dances for Jabba the Hutt

[Chorus: Carolyn Castiglia as Katy Perry]
Sell me, s-s-sell me
Bury all my talent
With robotic sounds and
Auto-t-t-tuning
Package me to death
And don't forget my chest
More, product placement
We've got to pay the rent
Mix Wall-E with T and A
Now, here's more from Kanye

[Verse 3: Mark Douglas as Kanye West]
Come take a ride on my rocket
Give you a grand tour of my cockpit
Why does it burn every time I go space pee?
I musta caught a case of E.T.V.D
Them green whores gave me iridescent sores
Why did I boldly go where so many had gone before?
Too many seventeensomes with Romulans
Next time I'll have to pack a stack of plasma condioms

[Pre-Chorus: Carolyn Castiglia as Katy Perry & Todd Womack as Russell Brand]
Pop life is no longer fun
I'm flyin' to the sun
But who will raise the benjamins
I can't afford this mansion