[Intro: Todd Womack as Pitbull]
Me not working hard?
Yeah right, capture that with a Polaroid
Just take it and shake it
Wait, they no longer make it?
Then try Preparation H for your hemorrhoids
Just made a million for that, my checkbook's on steroids
Pitbull, Nayer, Ne-Yo, J-Lo, Dave Matthews, Regis, the other Neo, Gandalf, Waldo, Josh Groban, Ron Weasley, Lassie

[Chorus: Mark Douglas as Ne-Yo & Anastasia Douglas as Nayer]
Guess what, we just banged in the elevator
That was fun, I’ll call you later
Oh no, we're trapped, we might be stuck till tomorrow
Oh god, I can't breathe
I am whispering
Because I can’t sing
Have you seen Ne-Yo?
No, not that Neo
He said to meet him here
He has my underwear
I'm just eye candy
Call the fire department, tell 'em "hey (hey)
We are trapped and our phones have died" (hey)
This is payback from my wife (hey)
Try and pull the doors apart (hey)
Oh c'mon, did you just fart?

[Verse 1: Todd Womack as Pitbull]
Now lemmie get this right
Sent all my people the e-vite, and they said they was attendin'
But tonight, it seems like none of those mothertruckers was payin' attention
It's insane to me that ch'all can’t focus
Imma need David Blaine and a little hocus pocus
They need to stop spreadin’ A.D.D or get them some Ritalin
I'll be on the couch just cold-ass chillin
Wait, did I say June or July, baby?
Now that’s going to drive my mind crazy
Not even Waldo showed, I can never find him anyway though (dalek)

[Pre-Chorus: Todd Womack as Pitbull]
Excuse me, even though I'm here alone I'll practice my moves, tonight
James Bond, Sherlock Holmes, and poke ya in the eye
Punch the invisible man, stick 'em up and the dragonfly
Check out the 7th grade photo (Dolly)

[Interlude: Todd Womack as Pitbull]
Lassie, you made it!
What’s that you sayin, girl?
Ne-Yo is trapped in the elevator?
But he's right over here
Oh, you mean the other Neo
Damn, you an inspirational dog
What kind a breed are you?
Ah, just as I suspected, collie

[Chorus: Mark Douglas as Ne-Yo]
You guys, I've been stuck in here since five
Had to eat this chick to survive
Didn't realise this red button opened the doors
That's hilarious