[Verse 1]
Close up on my fingers as I'm playing the chords
Cut to the kick drum then to the board
Then back to my face to display my emotions (I mean it)
That's right, I can also play the fucking guitar
This chord is easy but I make it seem hard
No modesty for the YouTube musician (I'm talented, subscribe)

[Bridge]
Here come the boxes
Overused and obnoxious
But I'm just trying to say in my own sorta way
Look at me

[Chorus]
Holy shit, I'm playing all of the part of the song
I don't play well with others
I'm a narcissist
But my band members all get along
(You sound, you look great, you lost weight, hey thanks)
Hear the drummer get wicked

[Verse 2]
I'm wearing these headphone 'cause I'm laying down tracks
Didn't just lip sync it after the fact
I'm shooting and lighting and also directing (cut, let's take five)
I do the make-up and craft services
Sometimes my boss can be kind of a dick
What is this crap? I said low-fat dressing (you're fired) (what?)

[Bridge]
I do the uploading
All the views and the trolling
The first fifty comments were posted by
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me

[Chorus]
Holy shit, I'm playing all of the part of the song
I don't have any friends
Hey, let's switch, I think you're playing that bass line all wrong
He's got a bigger head than Kim-Jong

[Verse 3]
Un or Il if you prefer
That's right, it's time for the guest rapper
But he's going to play a guitar solo first

[Outro]
Holy shit
Holy shit