[Intro]
Yeah, it's a typical summer
Got a can of sardines
Listening to No Diggity
Can't wait to do some drama and gymnastics

[Chorus]
This is our summer jam cus it's the summer time
The world is gonna end but we will never die
We're in the key of G cus that's an awesome key
And the BPM's around 120
Brazil! Portugal! Amsterdam! New Jersey

[Verse 1]
I need money for weed, I need money for trees
I need money for bail and legal fees
Got a boogie board and I'm riding the waves
And I slap my brother right in the face
Fly to Toronto in a Speedo
Visit my grandma, who's not a guido
Gonna eat sardines in St Louis
Gonna make pot brownies at Camp Wah-Nee

[Chorus]
This is our summer jam cus it's the summer time
We don't have Patron but we got salt and lime
We'll have a buttload of salad and a big-ass steak
And drink a 20oz soda right in Bloomberg's face

[Verse 2]
I put on my tank top while I listen to Mmmbop
I'm stressed from making dresses in that Scottish sweatshop
First day of camp, I say goodbye to my mother
And when I see my friends we lie on top of each other

[Chorus]
This is our summer jam
So leave your pants behind
I like waking you up in the middle of the night
I'm going to business camp in a suit and tie
I guess that some starships weren't meant to fly

[Verse 3]
In a summer jam, you gotta make up words
Like awesometacular
New York, Cleveland, Miami
In a summer jam, you gotta name cities
This jam is over and I wish I could stay but like my Portuguese homies always say:
Patrocinado por uma bebida qualquer
Tuiste!